[Blackberry] orphan

A kid whose status hungry parents forget they have a child, and would rather check emails and send text than attend to their children's needs.

Kid: Mom I'm in the tub ready for my bath, could you please help me so I don't drown.

Mom: ........... (click)...(click)...(click)...(click)...

Kid: Mom!....

That kid is a Blackberry orphan...

by Best Time October 12, 2008

blackberry floater

a blackberry that has been inadvertently dropped in the toilet

Linda was forced to purchase an iPhone after she became the not so happy owner of a blackberry floater.

by TBPM November 16, 2009

BlackBerry(tm) Buzz

The annoying zapping sound made when your BlackBerry is placed too close to an audio speaker.

Your BlackBerry(tm) Buzz is ruining the conference call.

by avnavy September 8, 2008

Blackberry Bomb Shelter

The place a man should go when his woman is nearing her bad time with her blackberries.

1. My wife is acting like a total bitch time for me to head to the Blackberry Bomb Shelter.
2. My husband is acting like a total jackass he better go hide out in his Blackberry Bomb Shelter.

by Dr. Debutante January 13, 2008

blackberry whore

one who engages in a sexual act, and or favor, and or fornicate with another with the intention of being compensated a blackberry for their services

Her phone didn't get emails so she blew me and let me stick my schvantz in her butt for a new blackberry curve. she's such a blackberry whore

by RichieSchvantz April 7, 2008

Blackberry Ferry

One who prances around the room ferry like after finally recieving a much whinned about upgrade to a Blackberry from a Palm Treo.

Hey Joe,
Check out Ron dancing around like a ferry with his new Blackberry, yeah he is the Blackberry Ferry alright.

by Mr Really Small January 29, 2009

Blackberry Bordem

The act of sending emails from a blackberry when bored in a meeting, these emails would not normaly be sent unless the sender needs to waste time.

I could tell that my boss is in a meeting suffering from Blackberry Bordem because he just forwarded me four emails to point out what scorecards I'm red on.

by Clamhand August 30, 2009