phantom bandito

A personification of the inexplicable drive some people get to whine at everybody else about vague subjects through pretentious and boring poetry. Has laser-tipped fangs.

"The phantom bandito has struck again, it seems."

"This poem looks like the work of the phantom bandito."

by Greg April 8, 2005

nandito bandito

a Mexican nando

look at that dumb ass nandito bandito

by wordbreaker November 17, 2015

banditos

Mexicans with little mustach-e-os and they beat up little chidrens

those banditos were kicken little chidrens ass

by Ayaros & asyla May 13, 2005

chi chi arso bandito

A mexican bunghuffin homosexual who prowls the lone plains wandering the dessert looking for innocent people (namely children)to bleed dry and fill with cream.

ey mooda fooka,you b a chi chi arso bandito!

by nojewar January 21, 2005

Benito

Benito is a little boys name given to fags who can’t Fortnite default dance and have peckers the size of starbursts

Ya I know Benito, he’s the one who can default dance

by lacroixisbigtasty October 28, 2018

El Bandito Bajo

A: A rapist or a molester with a very small penis. Usually of Spanish or Mexican decent i.e. the spanish naming. Bajo, refering to short and Bandito, refering to a common bandit or robber, literally meaning, "The Short Bandit".

B: Any person of spanish decent with a small penis.

Lisa: "So that bastard Ricardo raped you girl?"

Marisol: " Yeah chica, but that puta was El Bandito Bajo."

In most situations involving a Bandito Bajo both women, or men, end the conversation in racousious laughter, or tears, if said Bandito was a family member.

by HoboStabInsurance March 19, 2010

Space Bandito

A space bandit that works on the Moon. They ranch their space cattle and harvest cheese from the Moon also. They are also accompanied by their Space Bandita's.

Space Bandito: Hell yea man imma Space Bandito!!! And i got my Sexy Kitty Space Bandita with meh too!!!

by Space Bandito July 8, 2009