bertholemew

delicious seggsy man, often from the 13th century. sweaty and stanky. big bawlz

dam ma look at bertholemew and his big stinky sack

by jamyojsns November 19, 2021

Bartolomeo

1# Luffy fan

Bartolomeo is the best one piece character

by 1# Bartolomeo fan November 15, 2023

Bartolomeo Cristofori

Bartolomeo Cristofori, also known as Bartolommeo di Francesco Cristofori, was an Italian instrument maker known for inventing the piano. Born in Padua, he initially worked for Prince Ferdinando de' Medici in Florence, where he was responsible for maintaining and creating musical instruments. Cristofori's most significant innovation was the development of the pianoforte—the predecessor of the modern day piano—, an instrument capable of both soft and loud dynamics, unlike the harpsichord, which had limited dynamic range. His earliest known pianos date back to the early 1700s, featuring mechanisms such as the hammer action, which allowed for more expressive playing.

Guy 1: Hey, out of curiosity, who was the inventor of the piano?
Guy 2: Hey Siri.
Siri: * Du dun*
Guy 2: Who invented the piano?
Siri: Bartolomeo Cristofori
Guy 1: Who?

by Treble Clef Maniac July 2, 2024

nadïr bartholomule

a menacing plo that spits out camel matter within the processes of its own mind. Whilst doing this, it must achieve unison within Gary’s syndrome or else severe consequences may be unleashed upon the universe, including but not limited to johan bag-o-sius. Little prawns may also poop inhabilitations fortitude alliances infringing on the act of heritages deemed necessary for virtuous actions of peenile news forces to fart everywhere hoooo gyoosh they’re farting guys.

the nadïr bartholomule that we stumbled across is very moighty thyroid17, and has lots of access points scattered around in various places.

by cestpool June 4, 2024