Wig Yarns

A person under the influence of methamphetamine telling stories with little to no actual facts or truth
Example story 'Susan was walking one minute and dropped dead the next' - when in actual fact Susan was very much alive and healthy

"That sounds like a wig yarns"

"You've been up too many days go to sleep and stop talking wig yarns"
by Jademareebaby September 30, 2019
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and yarn

when yarn gets an and one or does something special.
*shoots a buzzer beater layup when up 60*
whole team: "AND YARN!!!"
coach: "Yarn? What are you doing..."
by andyarnkilla#11 May 10, 2019
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baka naman bobo yarn

used in describing people that have uncanny or gullible thoughts. Mainly used before he/she thinks of something uncanny or gullible thing to do, or after doing it.
Example 1:
Person 1: hey, i have a great idea! why don't we put toothpaste in bread so that we don't have to toothbrush anymore?
Person 2: bro... baka naman bobo yarn.

Example 2:
Person 1: *ate bread with toothpaste*
Person 2: bro... why you gotta do that? baka naman bobo yarn.
by MetaMemePlayer February 08, 2022
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