Checkout Charity Ambush

Being hit up for a charity donation at a store checkout register. Stores know that everyone in line behind you will think that you're a cheap ass if you don't give. Ain't peer pressure great?

John: Wanna go out to a bar tonight?

Rick: Dude, I can't. I just lost my last 5 bucks in a Checkout Charity Ambush at the grocery store!

by Cicerone1 April 28, 2013

bukkake ambush

In legal terms: Sexual assault.

In the lingo of sexual deviants (=95% of the male population): The act which will "make you a... sex offender... hm, pordon me!... a MAN"

While it is quite obvious that most "men" are petty slaves to their depraved appetites, it is refreshing to hear someone being honest about their wish to sexually assault the "female species" via a "bukkake ambush."

by The Happy Humanist July 27, 2010

Turkey Hill ambush

When your lactose-intolerant S.O. eats a lot of Turkey Hill ice cream and then farts underneath the covers that night.

My girlfriend had a Turkey Hill ambush waiting for me that night after our grocery run.

by FoodFairy June 10, 2020

Ambush fuck

Ambush fuck: (verb) to ambush a past/present partner in *consensual* sexual activities.

eg. I'm going to ambush fuck John; he has no idea what's coming.

by Ellar December 6, 2012

Toilet Stench Ambush

When one internationally fails to give fair warning to others that they have decimated the toilet with horrible oder. Resulting in persons walking in only to retreat in disgust.

My boyfriend thinks its funny to commit a Toilet Stench Ambush. He smells up the bathroom, trapping the oder by not using the exhaust fan. Allowing me to be ambushed by the stench forcing me to run away gaging. The ultimate act of stink and betrayal.

by greek god of trains August 16, 2012

Ambush

A fucking bitchass entity in the game Doors, Roblox.

P1: I just got killed by Ambush!
P2: THAT BITCH?!?!? YOU ALMOST MADE IT TO DOOR 100

by LeonGamer December 5, 2022

ambush

1) A situation where a person bends forward just in front of another person, knowingly or otherwise, so that the bender's booty{ touches the other's private part.

2) When a bender's booty is in the way, making an incomer connect his or her private part, accidentally or on purpose

Sarah immediately bent to tie her shoes, and ambushed Sam

by cAsted November 5, 2017