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Checkout Charity Ambush

Being hit up for a charity donation at a store checkout register. Stores know that everyone in line behind you will think that you're a cheap ass if you don't give. Ain't peer pressure great?
John: Wanna go out to a bar tonight?

Rick: Dude, I can't. I just lost my last 5 bucks in a Checkout Charity Ambush at the grocery store!
by Cicerone1 April 28, 2013
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bukkake ambush

In legal terms: Sexual assault.

In the lingo of sexual deviants (=95% of the male population): The act which will "make you a... sex offender... hm, pordon me!... a MAN"
While it is quite obvious that most "men" are petty slaves to their depraved appetites, it is refreshing to hear someone being honest about their wish to sexually assault the "female species" via a "bukkake ambush."
by The Happy Humanist July 27, 2010
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ambushed wetwork

a hairy pussy that has been beaten too many times and drips blood.
I was going to bang this chick, but her ambushed wetwork turned me away.
by SK9 January 31, 2009
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job-ambush

The situation that unfolds when a parent comes unexpectedly and without invitation into the room of their adult kid, who i still living at home, to tell them to get a job or look for employment right now.
"Kevin, ich hab dir gestern gesagt du sollst dich bewerben, hast du es getan? NEIN?! WARUM NICHT!?" That is a job-ambush
by Runenwächter August 21, 2013
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Ambush-deuce

A poo that sneaks up on you at the most unfortunate time; like a job interview or third date.
" I was about to get very busy with her when this infernal Ambush-deuce reared up. I had to go home. So close, so far......"
by longrider700 May 20, 2016
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Ambush fuck

Ambush fuck: (verb) to ambush a past/present partner in *consensual* sexual activities.
eg. I'm going to ambush fuck John; he has no idea what's coming.
by Ellar December 6, 2012
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