A melodramatically depressed bro who expresses himself poetically. Listens to Snow Patrol, Thursday, and Taking Back Sunday.
Josh is being such an Edgar Allan Bro, all writing morbid poems on his livejournal about his ex-bro-ho.
Get off your ass, stop writing shitty poems on your LJ, and quit being such an Edgar Allan Bro!
Get off your ass, stop writing shitty poems on your LJ, and quit being such an Edgar Allan Bro!
by B100 February 13, 2008
by autumnlaydying January 30, 2006
An american writer that is arguable the best poet in the history of the world. He also had the shittiest childhood ever. His mom got married when she was 16, when he was born his dad left him. His mom was an actor and played Juliet in Romeo and Juliet 8 times a week. Edgar watched his mother "fake" kill herself when he was 1, 2, and 3. His mother then died of consumption, and he watched her die. He then was adopted by a nice lady and a dick father. He actually fell in love with the lady, so the dad got jealous. Then that lady died of consumption, and the asshole father kicked edgar on the street. He then went to college and was a raging alcoholic and drug user. His birth-right aunt then found him and adopted him. He fell in love with his 10 and a half year old first cousin. Then his aunt died of consumption. So he married his first cousin, then became famous for his poem "The Raven". Then his young wife also died of consumption. However, he later became famous and was invited to write for a New York fat cat and earn lots of money. On the train there he stopped in Baltimore. Two guys grabbed him and got him drink off of hard lemonade, and they left him in the gutter while he was in a coma. He went to the hospital and died. Now if anyone does not agree that he had the shittiest life, you must be one sorry son of a bitch.
Basically:
His mom died, his adopted mom died, his wife died, his aunt died, his second wife died and then he died. So, that sucks.
Edgar Allan Poe
His mom died, his adopted mom died, his wife died, his aunt died, his second wife died and then he died. So, that sucks.
Edgar Allan Poe
by Bozbozbozbozbzozbozzboz April 12, 2010
a freak who has cerebral paulsy and has sex with old geizers and hags.
Someone who has a fat family
a hoe
a piece of shit
another way of saying Cleavland steamer or dutch oven
a wet noodle
dead
a hobo
Someone who has a fat family
a hoe
a piece of shit
another way of saying Cleavland steamer or dutch oven
a wet noodle
dead
a hobo
officer we just braught in a skinny allan,what a cleavland steamer, no that dude who raped an old lady and had no job.
by clmi jerk December 07, 2009
by Chandler Sorrells February 02, 2006
by Misterwet November 09, 2020
A bodybuilder with an extraordinarily big butt
by spockers April 04, 2011