person. Russian leader famous for his diminutive stature, broad puckish sense of humour, and his misguided desire to restore the glories of yesterday to his country. The practical jokes he has played on Europe, often involving complex troop movements, false accusations of Nazification, and massive death counts, are considered by some to be legendary, although, admittedly, you really had to be there, trembling under his maniacal gaze in the Kremlin war office, to truly appreciate his wit.
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I hear Vlad the Imp (Pays L'hier) will visit Paris in the spring. He plans to see the sights, destroy the sights, then crap in Napoleon’s alabaster sarcophagus.
What a joker!
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What a joker!
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by gnostic3 March 06, 2022
a combination murder/ suicide/ genocide/ a2m/ gape/ dirty sanchez/ brutal fisting/ hot karl.
Vlad is a fairly well-known member of the Harmony Central forums known for spewing forth the most putrid, disgusting, soulless filth from his internet mouth, such as combination deviant sexual acts. he also holds "a 90% track record" on determing if girls are anal freaks or not.
the term originated a very long, late night thread about what people would do to Britney Spears.
Vlad is a fairly well-known member of the Harmony Central forums known for spewing forth the most putrid, disgusting, soulless filth from his internet mouth, such as combination deviant sexual acts. he also holds "a 90% track record" on determing if girls are anal freaks or not.
the term originated a very long, late night thread about what people would do to Britney Spears.
"Dude... i gave this chick the "Vlad Mod" and she was covered in tons of fluid and could barely walk a week later"
by sammy gibbons April 29, 2006
The act of impaling someone with your dick through the ass/pussy and out the mouth like Vlad the Impaler
Person 1: Omg I’m so sore from last night
Person 2: What did he do to you?
Person 1: We tried vladding and it ruined me
Person 2: What did he do to you?
Person 1: We tried vladding and it ruined me
by E. Jaculate July 30, 2022
Mike: bro your ass on god your vlad carameli.
John: shut the fuck up I'm better than you.
Ava: you always say that.
John: shut the fuck up I'm better than you.
Ava: you always say that.
by Suntino Mosny March 01, 2023
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