yoink

A creature with a long neck (Giraffe, Brontosaurus, Ostrich?) who makes shitty flash on Newgrounds. Known to have sexual relations with wordJosh Bedn/word

Hi, I'm YoinK!

by L November 6, 2003

yoink

often used when jacking somones shit right in front of there faces

CJ: man, that's a nice car there. YOINK!
Freddy: hey you motherfucker! give me back my damn turismo!

-some shit i thought up after plaing san andreas for hlaf a day.

by r s w September 3, 2006

yoink

the word used when you wish to have something go in an upward motion. either stolen or just lifted, the word shall be yoink

Person 1: That kid's pants are too low.
Person 2: I really just want to yoink them up!

by chrispy krem February 24, 2009

yoink

Absolute ownership is completely transferred when the yoink is used in time while clicking ones heels in the air!

by peekaboo sioux March 31, 2003

yoink

when pulling something unexpected out of somwhere unusual.

picture the scene: Amsterdam, a seedy strip club. I'm pulled onto the stage and the dancer begins to take her clothes off. When she's naked she lays me down and begins to gyrate over my body. She finishes and I stand up to find the word's "I'm so sexy" written in indelible ink on my torso. As the lithe young blonde pulls the pen out of her vagina she puts her arms around me. She pulls my half nake body onto hers and whispers in my ear "yoink"

by Benster May 16, 2003

Get Yoinked

A more friendly way of saying “get rekt”

The equivalent of saying “What in tarnation” instead of “what the fuck”

“Please don’t shoot me!” Said the stranger, being cornered into an ally by a robber.

Suddenly Spider-Man shows up and stabs the man to death, uttering the words, “Get Yoinked”

by BarfBelly77 September 4, 2019

yeet yoink

a word used to show confusion and or anger

what in the yeet yoink is going on right now

by bree nichols November 26, 2018