Woodland Middle School

Woodland Middle School (in Arabic: مدرسة وودلاند المتوسطة) is a Jihadist terrorist-owned hostage camp located in central Syria. All operations in the camp are headed by Jihad former head Tinuuki Fraankiiyah (in Arabic: طنوك فرانكييه)
Hostages who misbehave or try to escape are famously dropped from the roof in a bag and stoned to death.
Inside the building, hostages are heavily guarded, attacked and killed. Conflicts can sometimes result in infighting.

Being the largest standing terrorist building in Syria, an estimated 2,800,000 people have been killed by Jihad members since 1990.

Several unsucessful raids on the location by the United States Military have been conducted since 1965. The latest raid was conducted in 2021.
The building is also supposedly a weapons storage center and may have tight connections with Syria's central government.

US Journalist: How many hostages did you kill at Woodland Middle School?
Former Jihadist: 157.

by tajiknationalist1312 December 29, 2023

woodland clitoris

When a woman scrapes her cliterous on a park lawn during the splits while naked. A partner then rubs it off to completion.

It's fall and time for woodland clitoris

by psych your way November 15, 2023

woodland chicken

A chicken of the wood lands. It tends to the wood in the most gracious of ways. Few can match the work of the woodland chicken

Dude that woodland chicken really is landwooding

by Otisthunderdog April 18, 2024

woodland chicken

A chicken of the wood lands. It tends to the wood in the most gracious of ways. Few can match the work of the woodland chicken

Dude that woodland chicken really is landwooding

by Otisthunderdog April 18, 2024

woodland farms

Quite possibly the greatest neighborhood of all time, Woodland Farms has produced more legends than any other neighborhood in the United States since the National Neighborhood Rankings (INR) were established in 1912.

notable achievements:
NNR #1 neighborhood in the nation: 1991-present
Heights of North Park Hockey Champions: 2002-2003
Rowan Road Hockey Champions: 1997-2003

notable busts:
josh banas
tom pavia
brian merzlack
evan biganski
justin schmidt

Woodland Farms > the world

by wfwl October 29, 2009

Woodland Warbler

A homosexual who hangs out in wooded areas like nature preserves, hoping for some anonymous gay sex

the parking lot of the nature center is full of Woodland Warblers, looking for a quick hookup.

by Rory O'Doul January 28, 2022

woodland project

Like a GSCE, except it's more like a BTEC, except it gives you no qualifications whatsoever

"Did you hear about John? Oh, that idiot who took Woodland Project, yea I know him"

by Parnphorck Meowden September 22, 2019