Wifi Wifey

A bae who is a long distance partner
by Banubear March 24, 2016
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WiFi Slut

A person who has been to many friends and family homes and has obtained the WiFi password for their own personal gain, however awkward the initial request for the password was.
Person 1: Damn, I haven't got any data reception...

Person 2: Hey guys, check this out on the internet...

Person 1: How did you get data reception in here?

Person 2: I've got the WiFi password obviously...

Person 3: *leans in* Yep, Luke is a real WiFi Slut!
by Chantheman April 01, 2013
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shitty wifi

Hell for internet addicts
shitty wifi is the equivalent of hell for many people in our society
by Dubiks March 10, 2019
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wifi wifey

When a girl is on wifi all the time and double taping your pics
*double taps pic*
Your my wifi wifey babe
by Duhitzmarksbae January 01, 2016
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Wifi wifey

A wifi wifey is a sneeky little internet fused connection with someone! It's like married on Facebook but not in reality, that's a wifi wifey ;) it is also used a lot for affairs and cheats!! Basterds lol? But other than that it can just be two happy people that love each other who talk over social media a lot xxxxx wifi wifeys
Hey wifi wifey love you!
Do you double tap like me, when I'm on the road you can Skype me, I'll follow if you follow me back, coz your my wifi wifey!!!!!!
by Random guy you love123 March 07, 2016
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Wifi hoe

A broke bitch whose only communication is through wifi
by Ihatewifihoes March 29, 2016
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wifi tease

(noun) when you piggyback from another's wifi source and it can't make up its mind whether or not it wants to remain an available network. Usually due to poor atmospheric connection or poor signal quality.
Bob: I can't seem to stay connected to Inetgirl. It keeps bumping me off the internet."
Tom: "Yeah, I hear Inetgirl is a real wifi tease around THIS neighborhood."
by notsosure25702 June 27, 2011
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