n. The main character of the 2008 film "Wanted"
v. To snap and finally tell off the people in your workplace, school, or other parts of your daily life, in the most dramatic fashion possible. May involve screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" without warning and at the top of your lungs, delivering a tirade amongst your equals, and/or smashing a back-stabbing, good-for-nothing best friend's face with an ergonomic keyboard
v. To snap and finally tell off the people in your workplace, school, or other parts of your daily life, in the most dramatic fashion possible. May involve screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" without warning and at the top of your lungs, delivering a tirade amongst your equals, and/or smashing a back-stabbing, good-for-nothing best friend's face with an ergonomic keyboard
Guy: Dude, my boss got on my case again yesterday, and I finally Wesley Gibsoned out of there once and for all.
Friend: Wow, I bet you really let them have it, huh?
Wesley Gibson: "I understand. Junior high must have been kind of tough, but it doesn't give you the right to treat your workers like horse shit, Janice. I know we laugh at you, Janice. We all know you keep your stash of jelly donuts in the top drawer of your desk. And I want you to know that if you weren't such a bitch, we'd feel sorry for you. I do feel sorry for you. But as it stands, the way you behave... I feel I can speak for the entire office when I tell you... Go fuck yourself."
Friend: Wow, I bet you really let them have it, huh?
Wesley Gibson: "I understand. Junior high must have been kind of tough, but it doesn't give you the right to treat your workers like horse shit, Janice. I know we laugh at you, Janice. We all know you keep your stash of jelly donuts in the top drawer of your desk. And I want you to know that if you weren't such a bitch, we'd feel sorry for you. I do feel sorry for you. But as it stands, the way you behave... I feel I can speak for the entire office when I tell you... Go fuck yourself."
by X. Fluke June 10, 2011
Get the Wesley Gibsonmug. by wesleynaut 22 April 20, 2005
Get the wesley willismug. Funniest pornstar to ever hit the screen, hailing from Cali, you should read some of these quotes:
1. Suck this muthafuckin dick... you know I like my shit wet up lime a drive-by... Do a drive-by on this dick, Yeah there you go! You a Crip or sum'n huh? You Crip'n bitch!
2. Let me put my kids in ya mouth bitch... Imma turn yo throat into a foster home, take this nut!
3. Wesley: You stupid or you smart (3x's)
Chick: Smart (mouth full off cock)
Wesley: well work your brain like a college freshman and make it nasty for me.
4. Damn, I'm all the way in that ass! Dontchu shit on my dick. If I strike a nerve you better let me know.
5. Spit on my mufuckin balls, they should look like two discoballs in a second. Spit on them! Don't be shy, yu nekkid wit the cameras rollin'. Too late to be shy girl.
1. Suck this muthafuckin dick... you know I like my shit wet up lime a drive-by... Do a drive-by on this dick, Yeah there you go! You a Crip or sum'n huh? You Crip'n bitch!
2. Let me put my kids in ya mouth bitch... Imma turn yo throat into a foster home, take this nut!
3. Wesley: You stupid or you smart (3x's)
Chick: Smart (mouth full off cock)
Wesley: well work your brain like a college freshman and make it nasty for me.
4. Damn, I'm all the way in that ass! Dontchu shit on my dick. If I strike a nerve you better let me know.
5. Spit on my mufuckin balls, they should look like two discoballs in a second. Spit on them! Don't be shy, yu nekkid wit the cameras rollin'. Too late to be shy girl.
Guy1: you ever this cat Wesley Pipes?
Guy2: hell yeah, funnier than a mufucker too, too bad my girl hates him.
Guy1: Lets watch him roast this bbw
Guy2: ight
Guy2: hell yeah, funnier than a mufucker too, too bad my girl hates him.
Guy1: Lets watch him roast this bbw
Guy2: ight
by FunnyGuyStuff December 15, 2016
Get the Wesley Pipesmug. by Ballysox May 4, 2006
Get the Wesley Snipesmug. Incredibly handsome actor from New Jersey. Well-known for his role as Stefan Salvatore on the CW's hit series, "The Vampire Diaries."
Sherri: "I'm from Jersey and I would love to run into Paul Wesley one day!"
Rachel: "Me too! He's so cute and seems so nice. He's such a talented actor! Especially as Stefan Salvatore."
Sherri: "I totally agree."
Rachel: "Me too! He's so cute and seems so nice. He's such a talented actor! Especially as Stefan Salvatore."
Sherri: "I totally agree."
by SherBer April 28, 2011
Get the Paul Wesleymug. My hero, he is the greatest song writer ever, using only a keyboard and a spectacular voice, he churned out hilarious songs. R.I.P.
by nick h June 10, 2004
Get the wesley willismug. Amazing actor, currently playing Stefan Salvatore in the vampire diaries.
Is able to make a girl pass out just by flashing his gorgeous abs.
Is able to make a girl pass out just by flashing his gorgeous abs.
by InLoveWithPaulyTeeth May 1, 2011
Get the Paul Wesleymug.