Welsh best friend 

WOW. WHATA PENG TING. MY WELSH BEST FRIEND HAS BIG TITS. IT REALLY GETS ME GOING. I LOVE MY WELSHY. Because she is always there for me. She has mood swings like a kid on a swing. She is very horny and makes me very horny like a rhino. She is very fiittttt and always is laughing

WOWWWW. LOOK AT THAT WELSHY. SHE HAS BIG TITS.

Me: IKR. GETS ME GOING. That is my Welsh best friend

Welsh best friend by Pussyslayer67bigtits June 22, 2018

welsh best friend 

What a fuckin legend
Your Welsh best friend is a dick but you love him anyway because he's an actual legend. He is very funny but can be an arse and talks about tits alot. He is always there for you and has a great eyebrow game. Sometimes when he has had too much to drink he will facetime you until the early hours of the morning and won't let you sleeeeppppp but you don't mind because you love him 💙

Pussyslayer67bigtits : His welsh best friend loves him because his eyebrow game is so fuckin strong 👌👌

welsh best friend by Sheeppppp99 June 22, 2018

Welsh bell 

Slang for fart

Oh no Gethin's dropped a Welsh bell - it stinks!

Welsh bell by Figggggg August 9, 2018

Welsh Harry 

This is when someone is on a trip to Wales with his friends and is trying to sleep. However they end up falling off their bed making the entire room errupt of laughter.

Eli: "Is he asleep?", Jamie: "No, but i think he's about to do a Welsh Harry!"

Welsh Harry by Shlikaboomboom April 22, 2020

Welsh Vaseline 

Used when referring to saliva or spit as a lubricant.

Gavin: Dolly was real dry last night
Bryn: You use some Welsh Vaseline to help things along?

Gavin: Yep. Spat right on her.

Welsh Vaseline by Etymol OG July 6, 2020

Welsh wank bank 

The hot backs the play for Wales rugby union team

I think I'll pull Dan Biggar out of the Welsh wank bank

Welsh wank bank by sunny as fuck November 16, 2015

Welsh Zuccini 

When a man and a woman are fornicating and the man sticks a zuccini up her bum. He cuts off the other half, puts it in his mouth, and sticks it in the frontal region. While eating her out she has to shoot both of them out simultaneously, and try to get one half back into his mouth. For this to be a proper 'Welsh Zuccini' the man, or woman, must be of Welsh origin.

"Dude my wife got a double Welsh Zuccini in my mouth last night!"

Welsh Zuccini by Australian Zebra May 24, 2009