Red (top waifu)

Very very very very very very very very cute wholesome person who bullies npc a whole lot
She's like a really big bully but cute
She'll steal you lunch money by hugging you tell you pass out

Red (top waifu) is a cutie

Red (top waifu) is wholesome
Red (top waifu) is a big bully

by NPC.QUEST.GIVER September 8, 2020

Ryu best waifu

ryu is best waifu and everyone needs to know that

ryu best waifu bc we gonna get alpa

by Leminbff April 28, 2019

Waifu book rule 786

You must not simp over anime girl/boy and have different character as pfp.

"Change your pfp it's against waifu book rule 786!"

by TheWaifuHunter October 17, 2021

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

Waifu

Speedwagon

Speedwagon from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure is the true definition of a waifu.

Speedwagon has all of the attributes of a true waifu

“The real waifu is speedwagon”
“Agreed”

by BuonGioGio July 26, 2023

Waifu

A hentai lovers imaginary wife. Either has mental issues or is weird and has no connection with there father

Hey do you know that fucking loser who had a waifu.

by Joe_Bidenn November 20, 2021

Waifu

A waifu is the most sexy girl u will ever see. They aren't real but you can imagine what it would be like to be with them.

That waifu is so fucking hot. SMASH! I'm about to cuuuuuuuuuuu-

by NightSkyez January 12, 2024