Red (top waifu)

Very very very very very very very very cute wholesome person who bullies npc a whole lot
She's like a really big bully but cute
She'll steal you lunch money by hugging you tell you pass out

Red (top waifu) is a cutie

Red (top waifu) is wholesome
Red (top waifu) is a big bully

by NPC.QUEST.GIVER September 8, 2020

Ryu best waifu

ryu is best waifu and everyone needs to know that

ryu best waifu bc we gonna get alpa

by Leminbff April 28, 2019

Waifu book rule 786

You must not simp over anime girl/boy and have different character as pfp.

"Change your pfp it's against waifu book rule 786!"

by TheWaifuHunter October 17, 2021

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

Waifu

Otaku word to say "wife". Many believe that only one waifu is allowed, which is true except for muslims who can marry four. Muslims are alphas and you can't do any shit about it.

Otaku: I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
Freddy Mercury: He's ju-
Waifus: Let us introduce ourselves

by JustSith April 20, 2019

bat waifu

Blushingmoon is the ultimate bat waifu .... a lewd mistress of the sweetest variety!

She appeared as a wicked bat waifu!

by Blushingmoon April 22, 2018

waifu consumer

Will repeatedly send anime on a discord server and when asked to stop he just says give me the hentai master rank.
Well... He achieved it but at what cost...

waifu consumer sent new waifu material did you check it out?
oh shit lemme check it *completely skips it all cause hes a normie* yeah man good stuff
oh stfu cunt you didnt read shit

by altum accountum August 26, 2020