wook panic

That moment when dad shows up and the lines are still all out, the k is still on the table, and your girlfriend is fishing out.

We saw the fireball and everyone came out in a wook panic.

by Aeschel November 30, 2019

Staple Wook

A wook that feels they need to speed up their transformation process by stapling dreadlocks, crystals, spoons, and other wook trinkets to their head. This increases their overall headiness and wookness exponentially.

Man that dude over there is a supreme staple wook

by Gobnugget September 11, 2019

Wook

Wook

If i get this shot in i get to wook J-Vons sister.

by Illslapyouandyourdad June 10, 2018

Wook

Derriving from the Star Wars term wookie, it means someone who is exceptionally strange and does really weird things.

Bro that new kid who came to our school is a fucking wook.

Dude, Jacob is a wook.

by Bennygang123 June 11, 2018

Wook Fever

Having a strong feeling of sexual attraction towards wooks. Noticeable in waves around festy season. Not unlike Jungle Fever

"I fucked that girl with the dreads again last night"

"Aw bro, the one with lice?"

"Yeah. I think I got wook fever out here."

"Do not touch me."

by Nokavi October 6, 2017

Wook-flea

A girl who wears minimal clothing, large furry boots, candy bracelets, panda hats, and will blow anybody who has molly at a rave. Usually found getting bounced around porter potties by the local drug dealers like a hacky sack.

Look at that wook-flea stumbling out of the porter potty with a glow in the dark condom stuck to her leg.

by MitchRundle June 3, 2016

Eastside wook party

basically the kind of party where everyone is boofing their drugs // a place where you’ll learn a lot (that you arguably didn’t need to know)

“hey bro i saw your posts last night where were you?? that looked pretty crazy”
“I went to an eastside wook party dude. shit was nuts”
“what the fuck is an eastside wook party?”
“dude it’s just like everyone there was boofing their drugs. you should totally go to one though, you’ll always learn a lot at an eastside wook party.”
“damn.”

by space ranger 009 October 9, 2021