Seed Whisperer

1. One who has a passion, luck, or is excessively skilled with the cultivation of marijuana. This title is used for those who are truly skilled in growing weed (not for any casual grower) due to the many aspects which make marijuana growing a skill.

2. Can also be used for a grower who successfully grows weed under circumstances in which others would most likely fail.
1. Dude, you've got to try out this weed. I got it from a Seed Whisperer!

2. Hey, I heard Eddy harvested 5 pounds off one plant. He must be a Seed Whisperer.

3. (At high school)
Guy 1: Dude! Greg grew 7 plants all 5 feet tall in his room in his tiny house without his parents noticing!
Guy 2: Damn kid's a Seed Whisperer.
by the seed whisperer February 22, 2011
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Squirrel Whisperer

A person who has the magnificent ability to whisper to a squirrel, and have the squirrel fall under their spell.
There was a squirrel in my backyard who was eating all my tomatoes. I decided to call a squirrel whisperer to tame the squirrel.
by Indy Jones September 25, 2011
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Code Whisperer

A code whisperer is a prodigal problem-solving programmer who spits out code... "Rain Man" style.
Javascript problem... where's the "Code Whisperer"?
by emman.com December 8, 2010
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Fiddle Whisper

-did you see that guy fiddle whispering behind the bride

-yeah his dick was huge, hes a total fiddle Whisperer
- i wonder if it a Kayla D'amico Dick?
by NiggaBob Funpants January 27, 2011
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Mouth whisper

When you quietly mouth significant words to someone. When you want someone to know something but dont want them to know you want them to know. Refrenced from an underground novel "the runaways"

One must exaggerated their wordage when moving their move while giving their true intention in a whisper
He mouth whispered "I think you're beautiful"she mouth wispered back "thank you"
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Clueless Whisper

The act of speaking softly on the phone, so that your coworkers don't find out you're an idiot.
Time can never mend, the clueless whispers to my senior tier friends.
by GenPurposes March 4, 2019
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whispering ass

Those small, airy farts that you get in the middle of the day.
"Mark, do you have whispering ass right now too?" "Yeah Jerry, it's poppin' off."
by Whispering Ass November 21, 2016
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