I’ve never been to this school, but dear god. The Columbine High School Mascot has the fattest ass I’ve ever seen. I would kill to vore his sweet, juicy ass. Every day I walk by and dream of shrinking him done to the smallest size I can, and voring his tasty ass. god, it’s the only thing that I care about anymore. I left my wife because I don’t love her as much as I love the Columbine High School Mascot. Karen, if you see this, I don’t regret my choices.
- columbine vore cult
by kÿle June 06, 2019
an animal that enjoys eating common inanimate objects such as cellphones, cords or pencils, etc. they will become desperate and fight their owners for the item until their cravings are satisfied
by fuck me with a green lunchbox October 09, 2019
The act of entering the vagina of a pregnant woman with your penis and then sucking the unborn fetus into your urethra.
by NerdyBoyo June 09, 2019
A pornographic image commissioned by Reddit user u/maverickaventura which depicts a gigantic futanari version of sandy cheeks sucking up a taxi with her cock.
by d0gl0g May 22, 2020
a parody on the phrase "talk shit get hit" or wishing said person who has been talking shit would get gulped right down someones throat yum yum
by cottonc July 16, 2017