by chchchchchchchc29u3 February 05, 2011
A bodily reaction whereby you retch so violently your whole body jolts like you've been penetrated by a taser gun
The kiss was so bad, I vom-jolted and pretended I was epileptic to get away
When my beer-goggles cleared, I snuck out of bed before I vom-jolted and woke you up
Their sweet talk was so disgusting, I decided vom-jolting was not enough and penetrated myself with a taser gun
I vom-jolt every time you say my name
When my beer-goggles cleared, I snuck out of bed before I vom-jolted and woke you up
Their sweet talk was so disgusting, I decided vom-jolting was not enough and penetrated myself with a taser gun
I vom-jolt every time you say my name
by a la w September 21, 2013
when he forces you to deep throat after one too many cups of goon and you projectile all over his dick
Girl: *dick vom*
Guy: oh... err... ummm
Girl: *runs away*
or
Girl: SHIT, I just dick vommed all over you
Guy: i don't care, keep going
Girl: wtf you freak *run away*
Guy: oh... err... ummm
Girl: *runs away*
or
Girl: SHIT, I just dick vommed all over you
Guy: i don't care, keep going
Girl: wtf you freak *run away*
by 92vap July 08, 2015
The event where an individual tweets a lot in a very short space of time about a series of unimportant and seemingly unconnected topics.
(n.b. this occurs often as a result of either caffeine highs, drunk tweeting and extreme boredom/procrastination)
(n.b. this occurs often as a result of either caffeine highs, drunk tweeting and extreme boredom/procrastination)
Person 1: hey, did you see twitter last night?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Tom got drunk and had a bad case of twitter-vom last night, it was hilarious.
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Tom got drunk and had a bad case of twitter-vom last night, it was hilarious.
by weg m January 08, 2013
A slang term for the word “vomit” because while vomming you don’t have enough air to say “it”. Also means to eject something from the mouth.
by Unhandlable February 09, 2023
The sexual act of penetrating someone's anal sphincter whilst the recipient vomits.
partnered with the similar act of Vom-Duffing
partnered with the similar act of Vom-Duffing
"whilst she bent over to throw up. He took down her trousers and to her pleasure being Vom-Chuffing her"
by RahimTom June 03, 2009