dick vom

when he forces you to deep throat after one too many cups of goon and you projectile all over his dick

Girl: *dick vom*
Guy: oh... err... ummm
Girl: *runs away*

or

Girl: SHIT, I just dick vommed all over you
Guy: i don't care, keep going

Girl: wtf you freak *run away*

by 92vap July 24, 2015

Vom-com

A disgustingly sentimental Rom-com

"How was the film?"
"It was a vom-com, so pretty shit..."

by alex01234 November 29, 2015

Twitter-vom

The event where an individual tweets a lot in a very short space of time about a series of unimportant and seemingly unconnected topics.

(n.b. this occurs often as a result of either caffeine highs, drunk tweeting and extreme boredom/procrastination)

Person 1: hey, did you see twitter last night?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Tom got drunk and had a bad case of twitter-vom last night, it was hilarious.

by weg m January 7, 2013

Vom-Jolt

A bodily reaction whereby you retch so violently your whole body jolts like you've been penetrated by a taser gun

The kiss was so bad, I vom-jolted and pretended I was epileptic to get away

When my beer-goggles cleared, I snuck out of bed before I vom-jolted and woke you up

Their sweet talk was so disgusting, I decided vom-jolting was not enough and penetrated myself with a taser gun

I vom-jolt every time you say my name

by a la w September 21, 2013

Vom Bombing

Throwing up while receiving fellatio. The puke version of a blumpkin.

Allison was vom bombing Matt but unfortunately, he puked on her head.

by anasty843 January 2, 2012

deja vom

Tasting your food from earlier all day without actually throwing up.

Ew, deja vom. Taco from yesterday!

by chchchchchchchc29u3 February 23, 2011

Vom Carry On

A 'Vom Carry On' is the act of being so bladdered, you throw up, but carry on drinking afterwards. Similar to a 'Tactical Chunder'

Person 1: How was your night?

Person 2: Great, but I was doing a Vom Carry On from 2 onwards.

by eisor182 August 6, 2011