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vertical vampire

Someone who gives incredibly long straight hickeys upon the neck.
Megan's boyfriend must be a vertical vampire!
by Jenny November 11, 2004
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vertical newton

an extremely obscure sexual move which involves the man to stick his "junk", if you will, into the reciever's ear and spins a 360.
"dude i just got the vertical newton last night, it was rad..."
by lindsey butts January 19, 2009
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vertically challenged

Very short.
by Tha Producer12 May 28, 2009
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Vertically Obese

Daniel: Oh Whilliam you're so vertically obese you can almost reach the stars.
by Giitukj October 8, 2019
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Go Vertical

To tilt a beverage (usually alcoholic) completely upside in order to finish it
I'll go vertical on this beer so we can head to the next bar
by Kid_Foxy July 26, 2017
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vertically glad

Pertaining to the protruberance of the penis whilst engorged with blood. A euphamism for an erection.
Hey Scott, why did you walk up to the chalkboard sideways? Um, let's just say that at the time I was vertically glad and didn't feel like being the butt of a bunch of boner jokes.
by mayonasio October 11, 2014
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vertical joe

Look! Peter has a vertical joe in the middle of class!
by penguinlies July 11, 2017
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