The velvet touch

1 : An adult boutique store that not only sells good porn, but also is the center for Strippers giving massages with the happy endding.

The strip club is a place to lose your money for no pussy,
But the Velvet Touch is another story.....

by MagusMadeMe August 17, 2006

velvet wallet

The hair circumbscribed orifice often found between the legs of the female sex.

syn: vagina, spam purse, gash

I deposited my wad in my sister's velvet wallet.

by The Troll March 02, 2004

Velvet Goldmine

i cannot describe to you how amazing this film is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Omg we have so gotta go home and watch Velvet Goldmine and slather over Ewan McGregor and Jonathan Rhys-Meyers gettin' it owwwnn!!!"

by Nezzy March 31, 2005

velvet goldmine

fuken excellent movie!! placebo, ewan mcgragor, jonathan rhys myers and chrstian bale are in it! definatley check it out if ur an old music fan!!

maxwell demon!!

by ImSoRotten December 11, 2003

blue velvet

A mix of Paregoric (A camphorated tincture of opium) & Pyribenzamine (an antihistimine) which is strained & then mainlined. Gained popularity in Great Britian during the early 1960's.

If you can get your hands on some real Blue Velvet then you've got a time machine.

by Mad Baloney October 27, 2005

velvet buzzsaw

Burying your face in a girl's crotch, sticking out your tongue and shaking your head as vigorously as possible without causing spinal injury.

man, you gotta give her the velvet buzzsaw dude, thats my move man

by DJImmersion July 03, 2005

velvet tardis

the female vagina. Velvet relating to the deep red colour and silky texture, Tardis referring to the amazing hidden capacity of said orifice.

jesus christ it was like fuckin a bucket....

by stone flint May 31, 2004