yo we dont start fucking beef, so we aint fucking scared of anyone who says they've got beef, cuz WE VEGETARIANS
by SIR-COCKS-ALOT June 22, 2009
"Vegetarian," in a lesser-known sense of the word, refers to an ethnicity. Like other more commonly acknowledged minority groups, vegetarians are united by certain elements in their physical makeup (in this case, a general insufficiency of nutrients, such as iron and protein), and a shared heritage (vegetarians commonly view non-meat-eaters as their forefathers). Vegetarian, like, for example, "hispanic," refers to a large group of people who share a similar outlook on the world; this concept of possessing a common perspective is characteristic of ethnic groups. While members of other ethnic groups may share commonalities such as skin color and language, vegetarians share more internal commonalities, like the absence of certain foods being digested within their bodies.
Taken from the 2020 Census:
Please indicate your ethnicity using the options below.
- Hispanic
- Non-Hispanic
- Vegetarian
Please indicate your ethnicity using the options below.
- Hispanic
- Non-Hispanic
- Vegetarian
by AvocadosLiveInFrance November 03, 2011
If you eat birds and marine animals, and any products made from animals, YOU ARE NOT A VEGETARIAN! And animal products include Jello, yogurt, ice-cream, butter, and eggs. Dumbass.
Vegetarian: I have been a vegetarian for eight years and I eat chicken, duck, fish, crabs, lobsters, shrimp, and oysters.
Meat Eater: (laughing) You are not a vegetarian.
Vegetarian: Yes I am.
Meat Eater: (pulls out biology book) Let's see here...(turns to bird anatomy) I certainly don't see plants with these kinds of organs...(turns to fish anatomy) or these organs...(turns to lobster anatomy) or these organs...(turns to oyster anatomy) or these organs. Have you even seen any of these animals while they are alive? What makes them so different from eating a dead cow or pig or sheep?
Vegetarian: (embarrased) Um...er...it's just that...um...I don't eat red meat, yeah and....um...red meat is blood meat..and..and..I DON'T LIKE BLOOD!
Meat Eater: But still you eat meat, and if you eat meat you are not a vegetarian.
Vegetarian: But..but..I AM! You're trying to deceive me!
Meat Eater: I'm deceiving you? You said you are a vegetarian but you eat meat. Both are contradictory.
Vegetarian: Fuck you! Fuck you and burn in Hell with your murderous meat eating evil (stabs Meat Eater with hidden knife).
Meat Eater: (groaning in pain) Wow. I thought vegetarians were actually peaceful, reasonable people.
Meat Eater: (laughing) You are not a vegetarian.
Vegetarian: Yes I am.
Meat Eater: (pulls out biology book) Let's see here...(turns to bird anatomy) I certainly don't see plants with these kinds of organs...(turns to fish anatomy) or these organs...(turns to lobster anatomy) or these organs...(turns to oyster anatomy) or these organs. Have you even seen any of these animals while they are alive? What makes them so different from eating a dead cow or pig or sheep?
Vegetarian: (embarrased) Um...er...it's just that...um...I don't eat red meat, yeah and....um...red meat is blood meat..and..and..I DON'T LIKE BLOOD!
Meat Eater: But still you eat meat, and if you eat meat you are not a vegetarian.
Vegetarian: But..but..I AM! You're trying to deceive me!
Meat Eater: I'm deceiving you? You said you are a vegetarian but you eat meat. Both are contradictory.
Vegetarian: Fuck you! Fuck you and burn in Hell with your murderous meat eating evil (stabs Meat Eater with hidden knife).
Meat Eater: (groaning in pain) Wow. I thought vegetarians were actually peaceful, reasonable people.
by sarcastic April 23, 2003
A person wanting to avoid a potential conflict with another person who is accusing them of starting shit.
"Nigga what yall be sayin 'bout my car?!?"
"Yo I didn't say shit, I'm vegetarian, I ain't got no beef nigga."
"Yo I didn't say shit, I'm vegetarian, I ain't got no beef nigga."
by MicL July 05, 2005
Guy: Hey, can I have a blowjob? We've been going out for a month
Girl: Sorry, I'm a vegetarian, I don't eat meat.
Girl: Sorry, I'm a vegetarian, I don't eat meat.
by FALCON PUNCHHHHH January 28, 2009
Someone who won't eat—at very least—mammal flesh. For some reason, this usually includes people who eat poultry and seafood as well as those who are almost completely herbivorous. (Someone who is completely herbivorous is called a vegan.)
Not necessarily any more healthy than an omnivore, but also not necessarily any more so.
Usually less annoying than vegans, but may hassle you over getting a hamburger instead of one of those garden patties.
Not necessarily any more healthy than an omnivore, but also not necessarily any more so.
Usually less annoying than vegans, but may hassle you over getting a hamburger instead of one of those garden patties.
by Qit February 26, 2004
Doucher #1: "I'm not even sure they know what vegetarians are around here."
Response: Aren't vegetarians those really long tubes doctors use to flush out vaginas?
Response: Aren't vegetarians those really long tubes doctors use to flush out vaginas?
by Dr. Bob Loblaw April 08, 2011