News: A hotel building has been destroyed, 20 people have died because someone apparently set a “bomb” on it.
Person1: i feel so bad i committed a crime!!!!
Person2: Wait? that person who did was u?
Person1: Yeah, i committed vandalism.
Person1: i feel so bad i committed a crime!!!!
Person2: Wait? that person who did was u?
Person1: Yeah, i committed vandalism.
by Enter Your Pseudonym Here January 5, 2022
Get the vandalismmug. A legal term for someone who is charged with committing an act of vandaliam on or inside the womb of a human or animal. This also includes the sadistic hobbie of crawling up inside a womb and setting fireworks off. As seen in the infamous case of Mr N Demp-C in 1902. Womb Vandalism is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.3 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.
In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with Womb Vandalism, how do you plead?
Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"
Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"
by wuddawhist July 31, 2012
Get the Womb Vandalismmug. someone that has a deep voice and plays valorant, mains reyna/jett typically uses black araxys vandal and xenohunter knife
by 19wj November 30, 2024
Get the black araxys vandal and xenohunter knifemug.