Valentines day

Simply put, single awareness day. If you are single on this day, just look out your window and see a bunch of people doing cringey 'couple photos' and be glad that you aren't one of them.
cringe girlfriend: Awww babe, it's valentines day! Lets go for a walk.
cringe boyfriend: Awww, of course we can!
by A_Bi_Legend November 11, 2020
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Valentine's day

A day in which Hallmark makes most of its money from stupid cards, stuffed animals and candy.

Women, on that day, are blinded by the fact that men don't give a crap about the holiday, and buy gifts for their wife/gf so they can get laid that night.

It is an example of how love has become nothing more than a materialistic steaming pile of horseshit

For singles, both men and women it is a day to not look forward to.
Guy 1:"Hey do u believe in Valentine's day?"

Guy 2:"Hell no, I just buy her stuff on that day so i can have sex with her"
by SithLord89 February 04, 2011
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valentines day

1)a day to make single people feel like s***!!!

2)you know ... not everyone has a significant other to celebrate with!! l:(
girl 1: i hate valentines day

girl 2: yeah it makes me lonly

girls 1&2: (sigh)
by <3 <3 love me<3 <3 February 13, 2010
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valentine's day

a day when ugly people feel even more ugly and want to commit suicide.

See also LOVExx
ugly girl: hi, u wanna be my valentine?

guy: foook you, you're a fuckin munter!

*slits wrists*
by munter February 14, 2004
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valentine's day

1) A painful and miserable holiday invented by women to make them feel good about themselves. Much like Mother's Day, except for all females.

2) A holiday where you will most likely regret every action you perform, no matter the outcomes of those actions, performed or otherwise.
I don't have to worry about Valentine's Day because I'm going to a concert.
by EnerJax February 02, 2004
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Valentine's Day

Reminding everyone that they're alone and miserable.
Valentine's Day. Why do they have this holiday? All it's good for is making money and making single people feel horrible.
by FlareKitsune February 01, 2010
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Valentines Day

The only day Couples Show ANY Affection towards Eachother
Person 1- Wow look at Jim and Brittni there So happy

Person 2-Its Valentines day Remeber?

Person 1-Oh yea i forgot by tomarrow they Wont be like this to bad...
by Kiddbandit February 08, 2009
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