deja vom

Tasting your food from earlier all day without actually throwing up.

by chchchchchchchc29u3 February 05, 2011

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Vom-Jolt

A bodily reaction whereby you retch so violently your whole body jolts like you've been penetrated by a taser gun

The kiss was so bad, I vom-jolted and pretended I was epileptic to get away

When my beer-goggles cleared, I snuck out of bed before I vom-jolted and woke you up

Their sweet talk was so disgusting, I decided vom-jolting was not enough and penetrated myself with a taser gun

I vom-jolt every time you say my name

by a la w September 21, 2013

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dick vom

when he forces you to deep throat after one too many cups of goon and you projectile all over his dick

Girl: *dick vom*
Guy: oh... err... ummm
Girl: *runs away*

or

Girl: SHIT, I just dick vommed all over you
Guy: i don't care, keep going

Girl: wtf you freak *run away*

by 92vap July 08, 2015

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Twitter-vom

The event where an individual tweets a lot in a very short space of time about a series of unimportant and seemingly unconnected topics.

(n.b. this occurs often as a result of either caffeine highs, drunk tweeting and extreme boredom/procrastination)

Person 1: hey, did you see twitter last night?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Tom got drunk and had a bad case of twitter-vom last night, it was hilarious.

by weg m January 08, 2013

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