shut up no one cares day

on november you its shut up and stop being annoying as hell because no one cares at all

its shut up no one cares day go away i really dont care

by annoyingpenis November 1, 2019

Break up with your girl day

Break up with your girl day happens on March 4

He broke up with me on break up with your girl day

by Joshthecoolkid March 5, 2022

Beat up a Wobber/Bomper day

Every April 14th, you can legally beat up a Wobber/Bomper and they legally can not fight back.

Person 1: Jax is such a wobber, I'm going to beat his ass one day
Person 2: Good thing it's Beat up a Wobber/Bomper day!
Person 1: Awesome!

by mwmwmwwmwwmwwmmwwmwwmw April 14, 2022

National dress up as a maid day

National dress up as a maid day is celebrated on July 14th, where you gather all your friends and dress up as maids

Ken: hey bigchungus69, let’s dress up as maids today for National dress up as a maid day ;))

by ppeater6969 June 18, 2021

Break up with your boyfriend day

The day she crushes your fucking heart

Hey it’s national break up with your boyfriend day

by Sidhchsuxjhxvs November 12, 2020

wound up like a 10 day clock

To be overly excited about something.

Are you ready to do a show? Hell yeah! I'm wound up like a 10 day clock!

by Holla1041 January 10, 2017

National beat up a short person day

On December 17th you get to beat up anyone below 5'6 with permission, no exceptions.

Beat them, throw them, anything. Or maybe just make them a cup of hot tea... then splash it on their tiny face
National beat up a short person day

by callfoxy December 16, 2021