greatest country in the world. Has the most powerful military and strongest economy. Is the home of many great sports such as baseball, football, NASCAR, etc. Is also the home of country, rock and hip-hop music. Many foreigners (mostly dumb european idiots) criticize and insult the country for not using the metric system, not liking soccer(which is a game for pussies), and for being "uncultured". These people insult the U.S because they are jealous that we have the best of everything and the greatest culture. Europeans continue to insult us, despite the fact that they would be living under nazi rule were it not for us. Idiotic emo and self proclaimed "liberal" teenagers will think it is cool to criticize the US in every way possible, are too stupid to realize that what they are bitching about is giving them the right to bitch about it in the first place. The USA will always be #1.
Snobbish, Stupid European: The USA is for idiots and uncultured rednecks. (insert european country here ex: France, England, Ireland), will always be superior to the U.S
Me: shut the fuck up, we saved you and the rest of the world from being taken over by fucking Germans. TWICE. You and your sorry ass better be thanking US for preserving YOUR god damn way of life, asshole. If we threatened to bomb your ass, you wouldn't be bitching at ALL
Emo kid: The USA sucks, everything is wrong with it.
Me: shut the hell up. Were it not for the 1st amendment, you woulndt even be allowed to say that. Why dont you go live in another fucking country if you dont like the greatest country around?!
Me: shut the fuck up, we saved you and the rest of the world from being taken over by fucking Germans. TWICE. You and your sorry ass better be thanking US for preserving YOUR god damn way of life, asshole. If we threatened to bomb your ass, you wouldn't be bitching at ALL
Emo kid: The USA sucks, everything is wrong with it.
Me: shut the hell up. Were it not for the 1st amendment, you woulndt even be allowed to say that. Why dont you go live in another fucking country if you dont like the greatest country around?!
by herefortheparty27 August 16, 2007
The BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD. Dont mess with us or well nuke yo ass. The USA is the last Major Superpower still remaining and will remain till the earth ends. WOOT USA
Canadian: Eh lets make peace treaties with the world eh
Americans: Well nuke u all if u dont be listening to us. SEMPER FI!! USA is the best.
Americans: Well nuke u all if u dont be listening to us. SEMPER FI!! USA is the best.
by 416dopeboy February 28, 2011
The most amazing and free country on the face of this planet that spreads the torch of liberty and shoves it up other country's asses, with pride. The country that will beast China and Russia if they ever get into a conflict. A country that everyone is envious to inhabit.
Wan-Pablo John Deer Lopez Jr,:"I can't wait to go to the USA to make tacos"
Hernado Hernandez: "Im going to be a land scaping executive"
Frenchmen: "I wish we had balls like those in the USA"
Frenchmen2: "What are balls?"
Hernado Hernandez: "Im going to be a land scaping executive"
Frenchmen: "I wish we had balls like those in the USA"
Frenchmen2: "What are balls?"
by thisisfunnylol March 1, 2008
Close to 50% of the world's total military expenditure comes from the United States of America (USA). Russia and China's numbers are in the single digits. Don't believe me? Research it yourself.
Why do you think the USA can't even afford to take care of its poor people and establish a Universal Healthcare System?
Why do you think the USA can't even afford to take care of its poor people and establish a Universal Healthcare System?
The USA is nothing more than a corporate oligarchy with an imperialistic agenda that uses military force.
by TheAccomplice July 11, 2010
a bunch of fat red necks runing aroud killing people and eating Mc.Donalds. they dont care about the environment and hate nature. they drop bombs like they "rule the earth" and feel killing is whatthey have to do to gain "peace".
i veiwed the canada urban dictionary and was happy to see people saying nice things about canada, then i went to the last and was pissed so much that i wanted to make this.
sorry for the nice americans who said nice things about canada. i wanted to tell the americans "we are bigger than america so dont call us 'America Jr'."
for the people who call us a big state, an imaginary country inhabited with aliens, little america
i hope your parents died in 9/11
again i felt this was needed to show america that they are mean.(theese were not my real words i felt they were needed. i dont hate america that much to make fun of 9/11 so anyone offended, i did not meanit im just angry)
p.s sorry
i veiwed the canada urban dictionary and was happy to see people saying nice things about canada, then i went to the last and was pissed so much that i wanted to make this.
sorry for the nice americans who said nice things about canada. i wanted to tell the americans "we are bigger than america so dont call us 'America Jr'."
for the people who call us a big state, an imaginary country inhabited with aliens, little america
i hope your parents died in 9/11
again i felt this was needed to show america that they are mean.(theese were not my real words i felt they were needed. i dont hate america that much to make fun of 9/11 so anyone offended, i did not meanit im just angry)
p.s sorry
american: canada sux
canadian: but we are bigger, nicer and care about the environment more than the USA
canadian: but we are bigger, nicer and care about the environment more than the USA
by an angry canadian March 24, 2011
Person A: I'm going to the USA.
Person B: They speak English there you know.
Person A: Really?
Person B: Yes, they're Britain's largest colony.
Person B: They speak English there you know.
Person A: Really?
Person B: Yes, they're Britain's largest colony.
by EveryTypeOfCake July 27, 2010
a actually nice country, we are just getting bashed on because some people are idiots, trust me, if you base all Americans of that small group of people, your dumber then them.
American: Hey I'm From The USA
Idoits: oH SO YoU Go SHootY SHooTY FAt FrEedOm Ha hA YOu GUys GOt HigH CasES FoR CoRanA VIruS
American: Dude, its just a small group of people, if you were in the USA you'd be one of them
Idoits: oH SO YoU Go SHootY SHooTY FAt FrEedOm Ha hA YOu GUys GOt HigH CasES FoR CoRanA VIruS
American: Dude, its just a small group of people, if you were in the USA you'd be one of them
by 2020 in a real nutshell February 18, 2021