The real haunted houses of Salt Lake Truman got to live at were altered in such a way as to entertain him, while he lived there, so that he would interact with said entertainments/alterations on a daily basis.
• This includes light bulbs that created and cast slowing changing shadows that formed things so that he would then think about or rate on scale it's quality, moving walls, alpabet-soup carpet, that struggled to spell anything correctly, talking drains (while the water was actually running), and cracks and seems that would expand and contract, especially around doorways or windows) Showers that had liquid and air jets in the cracks of the tile or whatnot, that would spray shit on him right after he got done cleaning that part of himself, ceilings that were artfully spackled into the same sceen of a town that can be found in the front room TV's screensaver, to technology that can make you see things that drop your jar so hard it dislocates. Toilets that rise and fall up and down, toilet seats that changed shape while you sat on it causing you to almost ungracefully fall into the bowl splashing water all over the what-not, like the barbarshop chair with even a foot pedal to activate underneath the lenolium.
Example: Furnished with a variety of awesome beds that will vibrate you to... to death! like the mani-pedi spa vibrating)massage chair, yeah, that good, in fact, it's doing it right now, vvvvvfffnbbbb. It wants me to what, undress me?!?
• This includes light bulbs that created and cast slowing changing shadows that formed things so that he would then think about or rate on scale it's quality, moving walls, alpabet-soup carpet, that struggled to spell anything correctly, talking drains (while the water was actually running), and cracks and seems that would expand and contract, especially around doorways or windows) Showers that had liquid and air jets in the cracks of the tile or whatnot, that would spray shit on him right after he got done cleaning that part of himself, ceilings that were artfully spackled into the same sceen of a town that can be found in the front room TV's screensaver, to technology that can make you see things that drop your jar so hard it dislocates. Toilets that rise and fall up and down, toilet seats that changed shape while you sat on it causing you to almost ungracefully fall into the bowl splashing water all over the what-not, like the barbarshop chair with even a foot pedal to activate underneath the lenolium.
Example: Furnished with a variety of awesome beds that will vibrate you to... to death! like the mani-pedi spa vibrating)massage chair, yeah, that good, in fact, it's doing it right now, vvvvvfffnbbbb. It wants me to what, undress me?!?
by 'Gossips with Wind' September 21, 2022
Get the Trumanmug. by Titch.- March 24, 2021
Get the Trumanmug. Theres a few things about the Truman show that fuck with your head. Jim Carrey is a somewhat tall actor, and you think of a Truman character as being a short guy with Napoleon's syndrome. Marlon seems more like a guy that would bring a 40 by and want to listen to reggae music after work than a white guy with blond hair, if he's not an Italian guy that wants to talk business with you. It's not a bad movie, there are just a few inconsistencies about it.
by Solid Mantis October 6, 2020
Get the Truman showmug. listener one: have you heard of the song you say?
listener two: Yes! I head Truman Boller sings some of it
listener two: Yes! I head Truman Boller sings some of it
by TaylorJane03 August 13, 2021
Get the Truman Bollermug. Gary's Harry Truman in Oppenheimer; from Commissioner Gordon in 'The Dark Knight' to the White House. Leadership at its finest.
Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: Who's playing President Truman in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: It's Gary Oldman as Harry Truman , who else? From Gotham to the Oval Office.
Person 1: Who's playing President Truman in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: It's Gary Oldman as Harry Truman , who else? From Gotham to the Oval Office.
by courtofowls September 4, 2023
Get the Gary Oldman as Harry Trumanmug. Sexy mf with all the good stuff, yk big d, 24/7 drip, biz rizz. All the girls want him and everyone wants to be his friend. Oh and did I mention an absolute god in bed?
by AdoptionIsNotAnOption April 28, 2023
Get the Trumanmug. n) someone who knows all but knows nothing
adj) pertaining to someone who knows all but knows nothing
v) to explain things to someone who knows all but knows nothing
adj) pertaining to someone who knows all but knows nothing
v) to explain things to someone who knows all but knows nothing
n) "You are definitely a Truman!"
adj) "He seems to exhibit very Truman behaviour"
v) "I want to Truman you and let you in on a secret"
adj) "He seems to exhibit very Truman behaviour"
v) "I want to Truman you and let you in on a secret"
by SquashedDuck September 20, 2016
Get the Trumanmug.