toolass

someone with the capacity to annoy which deems them worthy of being both a "tool," or penis, and an ass.

D.J. was the biggest toolass, he thought he was the biggest punk ever but we knew better.

by Ms. Ruff March 4, 2004

Tooch

The flappy end of a sock when its slipping off your feet

Hey dude you have a massive Tooch!

Oh so sorry let me pull up my sock

by 50_mtl January 16, 2020

toolcake

another word for a tool. although its a bit more offensive sounding.

god, kevin is such a fucking toolcake.

by maeora September 26, 2009

Tocas

A sureno-affiliated gang located in the Conejo Valley. Their main rival is the CVLS (Conejo Valley Locos) gang, whom they call "rabbits"

Those Tocas fools just bumrushed that dude from CVLS and now he's bruised all over!

by ya local bigmun September 23, 2018

Tooba

Tooba's are known for their mind games and foreplay. Good looking and extremely good in bed, they'll leave you with a broken heart. Also known as the Sexy Bitch of their era.

1. "Man, she was soo good in bed, I thought we had somethin in common!"
-- "That's Tooba for you."
2. "All there was were lies and cheating."
--"Told you, once a tooba always a Tooba."

by Jules456 February 4, 2010

Tooba

A variant of schizophrenia that displays multiple yet very specific personalities. The first of which is an angry gerbil that attempts to intimidate those around her through variant squeaking noises, often claiming that "you wont like me when I'm mad." The second displays itself as an amnesic zombie, unable to hold human conversations. And the third, but most common is a bodacious babe, that is both plucky and sweet. Other variants include being a bird lawyer, the main source of transportation for large Italian plumbers, and as a brass instrument of a similar sounding name.

Guy 1: Dude look at that hot piece of ass...

Err why is she making that noise
Guy 2: Goddammit Tooba...you're not ah Tuba

Tooba: Aaararrgghhhashhh
Guy 1: Oh my god...this again

by Notatumah! August 18, 2013

tocame los huevos

Spanish spoken for teh usual says\ing that goes like "suck me balls, yo". If u use it too much, you might just get it.

finally, sometimes gross stuff can be funny. Indeed.

No me toques los huevos, maricona. la proxima te los arranco.

by Den Jandra April 30, 2004