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volume discount

A percentage off da standard price dat you are allowed if you ask for it loudly.
If a merchant has a "volume discount" policy whereby he will "match decibels with discounts" --- i.e., if your vocal-level is 25 dB when you ask for a cheaper price, you get 25% off; raising your voice to 30 dB gains you 30% off, etc. --- then da key would be to actually haul in a moderately-powerful PA system wif huge boomy loudspeakers --- or show up wif several of your buddies speaking through high-wattage megaphones --- and really B-L-A-S-T your price-easement request at a HUNDRED decibels... not only might you indeed obtain said products at no charge, but da shop-owner might simply be more than happy to give you da merchandise for free just to get you and your deafeningly-noisy equipment or bullhorn-toting retinue outta his joint!! :P
by QuacksO March 15, 2023
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The Volume

Best Singy Songy ever. Write No jokes.
The volumes an astounding singer, you shitin me a bill gates too.
by Hersurmount May 19, 2022
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Box Volume

Box volume
This measurement, listed with each component subwoofer, tells you the recommended interior volume in cubic feet that an enclosure should have to get the best performance from the sub. A variation of 10-20 percent is generally acceptable.
A variation of 10-20 percent is generally acceptable for subwoofer box volume
by HAPON_ITO808 November 14, 2023
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commercial Volume

the extremely loud volume at which commercials are presented.
Joe: hey dude, why is your TV so loud?
Mark: It's only blaring at commercial volume because it's on commercials.
by Jo3 Chikken January 4, 2011
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Volumous

More volume, or bulked up.
The biceps are more volumous during the bulk.
by Hubs34 October 18, 2025
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