the Fabiana Treatment

When the girl you like says she loves you but then proceeds to ignore your very existence for about three days. When she finally does text back, she doesn't even bother to pick up the conversation where it left off. In most cases, it takes a massive toll on your mental health.

"Why is he so bummed out?"
"Oh, his girl's been giving him the Fabiana Treatment."
"Oof."

by yoakim May 11, 2020

Oyster treatment

Oyster treatment is usually performed by Natives to the south cast of India. It consists of an alpha in a Tribe grabbing multiple live oysters and let them suck on to his scrotum until stuck in place

Wee Johnny: Alpha John here are some oysters for your oyster treatment later

by Wrinkly scrotum January 25, 2021

the ohio treatment

a sexual act where one partner takes drugs while getting a handjob from another partner all the while talking about a subject eventually giving someone a fetish for the topic

"I gave my GF the Ohio treatment and now she has a thing for doorknobs"

by badgerbumsy June 19, 2020

Baby Treatment

Walk away from a relationship with out saying anything

I cut people off, no bye, no reason, no call or text...I give em' the baby treatment.

I left him standing there with his feelings hurt...I gave him the baby treatment

by Newyearseveone August 26, 2013

Strahan Treatment

Allowing a person to set some type of record by not putting forth your full effort, a la Brett Farve falling down so Michael Strahan could set the single season sack record.

I love Miguel Cabrera and think he deserves to win the Triple Crown this year. I think pitchers should give him the Strahan Treatment so he can hit more HR's.

by Thunder Arnie August 25, 2013

rhino treatment

When you and a friend forcibly holds down another person, and then you proceed to smother and rub your bare ass roughly into their face.

"Yo dude, theres that kid that pissed me off the other day!!, lets run over there and give him the rhino treatment."

by skitterbon pancakes January 25, 2012

The Cuban Treatment

To get stufpified drunk and punch a hole in a wall, only to cover it with a Cuban flag. Used as a common threat to a person.

"Dude Masen was so plastered last night, he gave Calvin the Cuban Treatment last night!"

by Forestman March 19, 2010