Urban Flail

Urban Flail

Adv.
(Er-bun Flale)

The act of placing 12-18” long pieces of duct tape upside down on a busy thoroughfare, complete with ends twisted around payloads of feline and/or dog feces.

The Urban Flail should not be performed against anyone you do not have deep distaste for. Strangers are perfectly acceptable as well.

*use with caution*
*avoid routes popular with law enforcement*

“Dude, I can’t believe what he said about your sister.”

“You’re right bud. It’s time for an urban flail.

by Choam Nomsky December 1, 2017

Ka-flail

Verb: tweaker mission; tweaking on something for multiple hours; flailing

Person 1: "Hey bro can you come pick me up?"
Person 2: " Yeah, I can after I finish ka-flailing on my truck"

by Squishy and WiggleWorm January 31, 2022

Flailing

Living your life in uncertainty, or confusion. Acting, and doing things without clear purpose or a sense of what is needed but doing it anyway because you want to feel like you're doing something.

Becky "How have you been?'
Sam "Flailing, mostly."
Becky "Oh yup, did you finish that thing you had talked about?"
Sam "No, I don't have the right pieces, and I have no money, and if I don't get back to work soon I'm going to lose my apartment."

by high on ginger September 4, 2023

flail

The worn out flaps of a woman's vagina

That hooker had some flails that looked like clams

by flailersrus June 5, 2015

flailing bella

To wildly swing one's dick around, as if imitating a helicopter, whilst making eye contact with those around and softly saying "Belllaaaaa"

Bella entered the room. John had that look in his eye and she just knew he was about to do a flailing bella.

by Timothy Fiddlewicket November 21, 2020

Flailing

Tweaking so hard, body movements are uncontrollable. Usually accompanied with lockjaw.

"Yo, Felicia was flailing, so hard, she forgots to borrow my car, right quick."

by Harass me February 10, 2021

mexican flail

The waving arm movements of Hispanic women when they have had to much to drink.

She knocked the beer out of my hands with her Mexican flail

by Mexicanloving101 October 10, 2017