Castro valley high school

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person1: I hate castro valley high school

by hgntjgntgjt October 22, 2019

Amador Valley High School

The greatest high school on the planet. Represented by the great, proud, and mighty.

Amador Valley High is best known for it's dominating Competition Civics team, which always beats the rival team, Foothill High School. The Competition Civics team won nationals in 1995, and hopes to do so this year.

The school's colors are purple and gold. It is located in Pleasanton, CA, and is a top school in the nation.

Come visit!

This high school is so awesome, it's almost as great as Amador Valley High School!

How great is Amador Valley High School? Definitely better than Foothill!

by Ohsnapadoodle January 18, 2010

evergreen valley high school

High school that was offered laptops and all these other tech-savy shit in 2002. The next year, they took it away because all we kids broke them. Now EVHS is just a regular over-populated Californian high school with a lot of Cacuasians that they think they're gangsta, a few Black kids who swear they're gangsta, not many scary Asian gangstas, and A LOT of scary looking Hispanic gangsta kids that ended up here and not at Mt Pleasant or Silver Creek because their parents are rich enough to be in the middle.
And there are a bunch of gay males, lots of bisexual females, and no lesbians.

idiot1: "I go to Evergreen Valley High School"

idiot2: "Oh you must drive your Hummer to school, work at Hollister, your parents are engineers, and you have laptops. Ritchbitch"

by suburbia is all the same July 12, 2006

yucca valley high school

The worst school ever. It 's in the middle of the desert in the shithole town known as Yucca Valley. Half of the kids are here because their parents forgot to where a condom. It is full of white trash, emos, illegal aliens, stoners, and methheads. All the girls are ugly and have stds. Some people realize how shitty it is and will do everything to leave.

Don't ever go to this school.

Person 1: "What school are you going to?"
Person 2: "Yucca Valley High School."
Person 2: "I hope you enjoy your stds and meth.

by Hax Bro September 13, 2017

sipsey valley high school

Sipsey Valley High School is 99% atheist 1% Islamic, and 100% white trash. The pregancy rate at SVHS is 90% for females and 10% for males. All of their sports suck so bad, all of their athletes change schools, hoping for just one win. All of their teachers are former sex offenders that have spent at least 10 years in prison.

Pregant teen walks up.
Person, "You must go to Sipsey Valley High School."

by Central Student October 18, 2013

sonoma valley high school

a small high school full of ass hole white bitches and the darkest secrets that you’ll ever find. you can get the best weed here at anytime and let’s not forget the juul room, where the boys trash the place and have raves in them.

i hate being at sonoma valley high school, i am changing schools.

by yo-yo go go January 30, 2020

Oak Valley Elementary School

Oak Valley is a elementary school located in Deptford where the kids can't get more goodier. The school is the smallest out of all Deptford schools and its complete ass. The kids pick in their asses hoping to find something and tell their friends to smell it. They wipe their nasty and snot all over the bathroom stalls. They never get cleaned neither. Bugs and other shit can be found in the hallways and shit. You wouldn't want you child going here at all.

Friend: Hey i'm signing my kid up at Oak Valley Elementary School, hbu?
Me: I wouldn't do that if I were you. I wouldn't want my child getting snot on them from taking a shit in the bathroom.

by thebiotchnextdoorr223 June 18, 2019