Magnus the Red (40k character)

Magnus the red was described as "a traitor" in the Horus-Heresy by SOME in the 40k universe, HOWEVER, this is technically true due to him still having the THOUSAND SONS as a traitor-legion of space-marines,
HOWEVERx2: Magnus the red was still not considered a traitor in If The Emperor Had a Text To Speech Device by the God Emperor Of Mankind.

"Woah dude was that Magnus the Red (40k character) i just saw?"

"pretty sure of it bro-"

by Magnus the Red January 3, 2021

magnus frater te spectat

Big brother is watching you, in the Latin language.

If you're thinking about destroying the USA, Israel, the UK, and Russia with bombs, nukes, and CBW weapons, forget about it---we've got your number. Magnus frater te spectat!

by pentozali September 26, 2010

magnus erickson alexanderson the divine jesus chair

He was born out of the Scandinavian god Odin's rectum on October 9, 1944 (Leif Eriksson Day) due to a wolf-styled anal plug. Later killed in an accident involving poisonous blowfish innards, he was then reborn through a cake recipe in which the blond-haired baker didn't do the cooking by the book. However the oven was built into the volcano Eyjafjallajokull, and he was blown into a bush at a park in Nevada (after Iceland's banking crisis). There, he was discovered by Funion-eating Americans, whom adopted him as their love child. He currently resides with bitch-ass white kids and drug-dealing draugr, leaded by a half-Asian named Fuzzy Sheiben. Please subscriebe and donate nao so he can fulfill his dream of meeting Alexander Rybak. Join the Felowship of Magnus Followers who partake in the journey to his birthplace in Iceland.

ALL HAIL MAGNUS ERICKSON ALEXANDERSON THE DIVINE JESUS CHAIR

by planttreesplease January 24, 2015

Magnus

a type of computer, looks alot like a human being but ain't quite one

Person: Where is your Magnus?
Person 2: i left it in the freezer for to long, it ain't working anymore

by eden777 January 27, 2021

Magnus

Magnus is fucking cool and motherfucka handsome. Everybody wants to bee like him. He is also a pussy magnet. The woman’s can’t do anything else then fuck him. Magnus has cool clothes, it is pretty tough to be a magnus because everybody wants to steel his clothes.

“I am a virgin”

“Okey so I guess you are not a magnus?”
“No I am a Jonas”
“Okay I understand”

by Skkrtboy December 12, 2019

Magnus

A person who loves large, chunky women. The bigger the better.

That guy is a typical Magnus, he loves them fat and juicy

by THEPINKELEPHANT1 December 1, 2022

Magnus

short mothafucka who wears fag glasses and listens to måneskin

(Please approve, it's true)

Guy: Yo Magnus, why do you keep wearing those fag-shades?
Magnus: Brooo, the bitches love it! It's not gay..
Guy: They only like it because they can relate and you're only pulling bitches who like gay style with them anyway

by keyboardstrokes July 3, 2021