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shagging the haggis

Look at Johnny out there in the field shagging the haggis. What a pervert!
by anonymous1717 October 15, 2016
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HAGGY

Historical saying (or slang) used to promote happiness and celebration during a Hebrew gathering - typically the 2nd night of Hannukah. Of Yiddish heritage, this phrase is usually spoken only by the most mensch.
Haggy to all except those who doubt (shayna Elekman).
by Chaz Gut November 29, 2021
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haggis packer

A term used to call someone gay, usually towards Scottish people.

This term is often used with the classic Scottish sarcasm. Therefore, this can be a friendly greeting as well as an insult. The same way Scottish people call each other “cunts” all the time as a friendly greeting.

Using this with the intent as a homophobic insult in Scotland could potentially be perceived as a hate crime under the Hate Crime & Public Order (Scotland) Act 2021.

However, using it as a sarcastic greeting among normal friends is just part of the classic Scottish banter.
Friendly Greeting (In Sarcastic Scottish Accent):
“How’s it going ya filthy haggis packer?”

Insult (Homophobic Tendencies):
“Fuck off ya filthy haggis packer!”
“Suck me aff ya disgusting haggis-packing bastard!”
by PP04 January 18, 2023
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The Haggis

Someone's overbearing mother.
by Haggis offspring February 14, 2025
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Haggis Humper

The tight-fisted haggis humpers queued up outside Lidls for hours when they heard kestrel lager was on special offer.
by StrawberrySpamm January 12, 2009
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Haggis

by Haggis offspring February 13, 2025
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Boiled Haggis

When a woman is on her period and she queef-Dutch-ovens herself.
It brought a single, burning tear to her eye when she let rip an ol' boiled haggis; she emerged from under the comforter, a shell of her former self.
by SuxbridgeMA November 3, 2025
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