wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man

A sex move that can only be done by flailing your arms around like one of those inflatable wacky guys at your local Oil Change shop.

It is also a Family Guy Cutaway Gag in the style of the Billy Mays' Oxy-Clean commercials, with the name Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse.

Zach: Dude, I gave my girlfriend a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man last night.
Mike: Cool.

by AlHarringtonWackyWavingTubeMen February 26, 2024

Flailing

Living your life in uncertainty, or confusion. Acting, and doing things without clear purpose or a sense of what is needed but doing it anyway because you want to feel like you're doing something.

Becky "How have you been?'
Sam "Flailing, mostly."
Becky "Oh yup, did you finish that thing you had talked about?"
Sam "No, I don't have the right pieces, and I have no money, and if I don't get back to work soon I'm going to lose my apartment."

by high on ginger September 4, 2023

Flail

Verb: bougee white boys do this when under duress, only if their safe-space is unavailable. Flailing uses a large portion of energy, and most white boys do not have enough to successfully even piss IN The toilet, as opposed to ON the toilet.

Billy began to flail as he realized in his reflection, he now had a dicky-do.

by Ve12itas June 26, 2017

flail

The worn out flaps of a woman's vagina

That hooker had some flails that looked like clams

by flailersrus June 5, 2015

flailing bella

To wildly swing one's dick around, as if imitating a helicopter, whilst making eye contact with those around and softly saying "Belllaaaaa"

Bella entered the room. John had that look in his eye and she just knew he was about to do a flailing bella.

by Timothy Fiddlewicket November 21, 2020

FLAIL

Frantically looking around in limbo.

To Flail is to get a little bit than usually off track!!!!

by GNORM 143 December 29, 2020

Flail

A better way to say Fail

Man #1: Hey, so Katie, how long have you been pregnant?

Katie: What? I'm not pregnant?!

Man #2: Flail.

by WhatAFlail July 25, 2012