The Chipotle Challenge

The highest personal achievement any human can accomplish. You must eat 4 chipotle burritos, 2 chicken and 2 steak. You have 25 minutes to finish eating, while allowed to drink any beverages necessary. Immediately after the final burrito is finished the competitor has to run a mile. This mile must be completed in under 7 and a half minutes. After the mile is completed the competitor must not throw up for 2 hours, however if vomit occurs he/she can still eat their throw up to maintain eligibility.

Mike: "You just ran your mile in 7:21, don't throw up now."
Kevin: "Too much food"
Mike: "Be a man, the chipotle challenge is the most impressive accomplishment in the world."
Kevin: "Owwwww"

by TommyMcgee April 19, 2009

Chipotle Effect

After consumption of a Chiptole burrito one feels a gut busting effect which lasts anywhere from 30 to 60 minutes and disables ones ability to perform simple motor skills.

OR

When you eat a Chipotle burrito way too fast and feel sick afterwards. You feel like you're about to throw up but its so worth it cause that burrito and/or bowl was so delicious.

Wanna go to the gym?

Naw dude I can't move right now...the Chipotle effect has me paralyzed..

by MeetTheMuse January 13, 2009

reverse chipotle

When you put your 'burrito' in her booty

He took her out for a nice dinner, and afterwards she gave him a nice reverse chipotle.

by Moon_the_Loon August 24, 2016

Chipotle Panties

After you shit out your chipotle, instead of wiping grab some panties and wear them. Once your chipotle shit is on the panties, go out into public and ask someone if they want to wear your wife/love's panties on their face. Once they have it on you say "Oh shit that's the wrong panties." "I wore those panties before I wiped the Chipotle off of my ass."

I gave my friend Chipotle Panties the other night when he was drunk.

by Wolfman167 December 28, 2020

Chipotle Run

The streaks left on your undergarments and the shits after a nights run with friends to your local Chipotle.

I had the Chipotle runs this morning after hitting it up lastnight after the bar.

by Darth Raw October 30, 2014

Chipotle God

A person who eats Chipotle every day, and loves and dies by Chipotle.

“Wow, he’s eating Chipotle again?”
“Yeah, what do you expect? That’s the Chipotle God!”

by SceneAmatiX September 3, 2019

Chipotle Brain

The feeling you get after eating a burrito and taco from anywhere but Chipotle, then every picture of a chain restaurant looks like a Chipotle. Often associated as a form of food coma.

"Cate sent me a snapchat from a foodcourt and I had really bad Chipotle Brain."

by thepoetix May 27, 2014