Tampon

A sharp object inserted while having anal sex. It can sometimes be eaten by wolves and is common pray to Binosaurs and wetbacks. It's very common in masturbation and foreplay. It can smell like shit and is somtimes brown and somtimes it's pink. Normally owned by celeberities.

Nicole Richie went to the store to buy a Tampon but got attacked by wolves and wetbacks outside just moments after her purchase.

by shakabula January 15, 2007

tampon

What I and every other straight guy and lesbain girl wants to be when she grows up.

Tampon has to be 20 letters long, right?

by Growing up fast. November 22, 2007

Tampons

a device that girls wear to keep their thongs getting filled wit internal juices (tasty!!)

Susy: Do you ever use tampons

Gina: No, I go all natural and bear it all, can't you see that stain

by I Love Katie and Hilary March 07, 2003

Tampon

The sensation of a giant dick shoved up you ass

Father says: "Doens't a tampons feel like a large dick up in your know what?"

by mamas boy December 28, 2005

A tampon

a piece of metal girls stick up their pussys for fun. also can be as a budget sex toy.

wow..... your using a tampon?
wow.. mind if i try?

by koktopussy November 15, 2020

tampon

Synonym for being a childish or bitch.

Used in reference to having an unreasonable amount of time and an uncanny ability to waste the life of everyone around / near / on the same continent as you.

The mids are being tampons again. It really wouldn't matter if we took our relic back with the entire realm of Hibernia and one mid defender. They'd still blame the mushrooms and mentalist healing abilities.

by Double U Tea Eph Grow Up People February 04, 2004

minion tampons

is this a joke? minion tampons?
FUCKING minion tampons?
because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?

i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke.

"hey have you heard of minion ta-"
"is this a joke? minion tampons? FUCKING minion tampons? because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke."
"damn sorry"

by minion tampons July 11, 2022