towing the pope

Reaching around and Jerking off from behind solo while wearing a pope hat and holding a crucifix.

I like to towing the pope in the shower so it feels like I’m in the pope mobile behind the bullet proof glass.

by Pope Bend-a-dick December 1, 2017

punish the pope

Masterbating

I'm so horny but no chicks are available so Ill just have to punish the pope

by Aintjewish January 17, 2019

Painted the pope

Paint the pope is when a girl kisses the tip of the penis, with lipstick on.

" my god guys, my Mrs painted the pope last night"

by Captain-fishlips May 2, 2021

pap-the-pope

when papping is so easy you got all the pope's worth

That's a total pap-the-pope deal, you should totally act on it.

by Onder wonder November 28, 2021

Pulling in the pope

Pausing mid-stride and using muscle power to retract a stool further into one's rectum.

"Why'd you stop?
Just pulling in the pope."

by The President of Icecream July 4, 2011

Gave her the pope

The sexual act in which a group of males engage in sexual intercourse with one female. However one male engages in anal sex with the female, while the others engage in vaginal sex, this maintaining the one males virginity before God.

Dude Danny and his friends totally gave her The pope last night,

by bobadee January 24, 2019

national fuck the pope day

You have to fuck a pope if you find one. Your welcome popes.

ah yes it’s national fuck the pope day.

by thesaint. October 31, 2020