smacker in the crapper

To ejaculate into a toilet

If he's not giving birth to a bum-baby in there then it's a case of "smacker in the crapper".

by Jebadiah June 19, 2004

Gossip Crapper

(1): Mainly young teenage girls although sometimes guys that go in small groups and gossip about the people around them not caring for their feelings at all

(2): a bathroom that girls go to to gossip in to get some "Privacy"

(3): Someone with dirty gossip or blackmail

(1) "Ommggg did you hear that Daniel is going out with Erika?! like omg they are like such a good matchhhh!! but I heard he was totally checking out Nicole oh it's SO DeLiCIoUs!" this is something a gossip crapper would say

(2)"Ugh guuuyyysss lets go into the bathroom I want some privacy I don't wanna talk about my life in the hallway

(3)" Gahh I hear Heather has blackmail of Brendon I'm so curious!"

by Olivre March 9, 2007

capper crapper

A handicapped bathroom. Sometimes used to fuck because of the immense room compared to regular bathroom stalls.

Can I hit you up in the capper crapper?

by Kevster March 19, 2003

waffle crapper

An amazingly beautiful, and attractive woman. Coined by Adam Carolla, on the late night radio show Love Line.

Damn, that girl's such a waffle crapper i'd suck on her daddy's dick.

by Devin Ray November 8, 2005

crapper app

A mobile phone app used frequently and often primarily while a person is otherwise occupied in the restroom.

Me: "Man, I passed three levels today on "Candy Bar Smash" while taking a crap today."

Friend: "What the hell is "Candy Bar Smash?"

Me: "Dude, it's the best crapper app ever. You gotta check it out."

by zackjmack September 2, 2013

Strawberry Crapper

A girl who's actions are disgusting, infringing on your personal rights, or with a sense of undeserved entitlement but forgivable because she is attractive. Mostly applies to eating your food or touching your belongings.

That waitress took a drink from my coke before she brought it to me. Good thing she's a strawberry crapper or I'd be pissed.

by Vetisthewicked August 27, 2010

Sandbox crapper

A person who who enters a project you are working on and messes it up.

Bad news, we just got a sandbox crapper to help us get back on schedule.

by Coolish it is March 16, 2016