surging sanders

surprisingly cumming out of nowhere.

i got sprayed in the face by Bob's Surging Sanders.

by Capy N Sons April 24, 2016

surging sanders

When you cum out of nowhere.

He didn't even need to touch me, it was just like he was there and surging sanders.

by fabdog April 24, 2016

Surging Sanders

"It's when you come out of nowhere."

A reference to the U.S. 2016 presidential campaign of Bernie Sanders, an "unlikely candidate"who performed above odds and expectations.

The reference was first made as a provocative punchline on Comedy Central's The Daily Show.

This dirty joke and definition is proudly dedicated in to the inspirational tale.

My girlfriend loves Surging Sanderses, but she gets pissed whenever I do it. Double standard, much?!

Bernie Sanders 2016

by Mr.Anthropy May 8, 2016

surging sanders

1) One who cums out of nowhere.

2) Bernie Sanders' 2016 Presidential Campaign coming out of nowhere.

Credit--Trevor Noah, The Daily Show

Brad: Dude, Surging Sanders fuckin came out of NOWHERE!
Craig: ...and that's all Hillary wrote.

by livndiebtbooty May 1, 2016

surging Sanders

When you come out of nowhere to disappoint a woman

The guy I was with last night pulled a surging Sanders 30 seconds in.

by dewey-defeats-truman April 28, 2016

surging sanders

When you come out of nowhere.
(Coined by Trevor Noah, of The Daily Show)

Despite Clinton reaching 112 million dollars, she's worried about a surging Sanders.

by CocoaPowder April 25, 2016

Surging Sanders

(V.) When one cums out of nowhere when faced against an oppressive situation. Leaving your enemies Bernt in the progress.

Wall Street and establishment political puppets: OK look guys you can one day become as rich as us, but you'll need to take this 'reasonable' loan to build up your capital...

Bernie Sanders: I won't stand for this AAAARGH!!

Guy: Wow they're getting bernt, never knew Wall Street was a pussy

Girl : Well that's a surging sanders for you

by Hillary Clinton April 26, 2016