spud

A ncrappy band that yes, can not do a cover of nirvana, however, when trying, weren't trying to make it good. The purpose was to fill time, not to impress fat annoying assholes like Josh steinberg. By the way you fat wreck, it would be pronounced bad-band. The 'd' is not an extra syllable, you dumb dip shit

Spud sucks some major ass, even though they're better than anything Josh has ever done, and ever will.

by Jeremy Hammond February 1, 2003

spud

a fat or demented dog

ha ha ha look at the spud

by spamy April 5, 2003

spud

A Big Fat Testicle Wart.. Yes The one and only George. ;P

" Posted By Your MaM "

by Spuds MaM May 6, 2003

Spud cline

One who insist on talking about him self. With no credability to back it up. They would also use buzz words constantly to try to lend ones self credible as an educated human.

1.Hey do you know spud cline.

2. Yea I think I do he's the D bag who can't stop talking about him self.

1. Yep that's him.

2. What a tool bag.

by Bad ass fireman September 16, 2013

Norwegian Spud

A rare species of potato, found by the florist Dr Spud, the first of the spud family. There is only one case of this known to mankind, called Ninki. She lives among us in the society of the North Shore Private schools. She has an incredibly boring life and you cant help but feel sorry for her, and her addiction to books. As evident in the script below, she can be overdramatic and hypercritical.

Sara: Hi I’m Sara and along with my fellow host Becksi, we’ll be hosting NINKI IS THE BEST today.
Becksi: Hey everyone!
Sara: Today, we’ll be interviewing none other than THE NORWEGIAN SPUD
(wild cheers and applause - enter Ninki, waving humbly)
Ninki: Thank you!

Becksi: how are you?
Ninki: Oh, splendid darling!
Sara: Well, that’s really pretty...
Ninki: Aww shucks.
Sara: Pretty ugly!!
Becksi: Sara!
Sara: lol sorry, You’re pretty
Ninki: Am I really?
Sara: ….Yeah?
Ninki: Or are you just stringing me along?
Sara: NO!! I would never-
Ninki: You already did your damage. Too little too late
Sara: Ninki-
Ninki: Save your words for court! When we fight for custody!
Sara: I have a son?
Ninki: no, I have a daughter! And it’s not yours
Sara: WHAT?
Becksi: It’s mine
Sara: I don’t understand
Ninki: That’s right it’s becksi’s, but I’ll fight you in court. And there’s nothing you can do about it.
Sara: ha
Ninki: What? Why dost thou laugh so?
Sara: I find it strange, typical or perhaps hypercritical…
Ninki: What?
Sara: You blame me for stringing you along and yet here you stand
Ninki: I’m sorry
Sara: Too late, I have cancer. I have one month left to live
Ninki: Then lets spend this last month together
Sara: No, I’ll spend it with Becksi, my one true love
Becksi: That’s right b*tch
(Becksi and Sara walk out, arm in arm. Ninki splutters in the background)
Ninki: but I’m the norwegian spud
(Has a heart attack)
(Dies)
THE END

by rfjiownfvorbvujsbre November 29, 2018

Spud Fuck

Any task left 90% complete and 50% wrong.

1) Most of the parts are here, but none of them fit. We are totally spud fucked.

2) My work day ends in 30 minutes. Guess I'm just going to end up spud fucking the next shift.

by Hebebro September 13, 2014

strain the spuds

take a piss

like straining a pot full of potatoes (spuds)

hang on the mike, i gotta go strain the spuds

by tommy gun 21 April 4, 2009