Dick spreader

Dick spreader

Dick spreader could be used as an insult or used in a situation where a man gets a knife and cuts down the centre of his dick while spreading the wound wide open.
Guy 1: You see that huge nerd Carl over there?

Guy 2: Carl? What about him?

Guy 1: Carl is such a Dick spreader!
by Average DemonCore Fucker November 30, 2022
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Muck spreader

A car that has been lowered and scrapes the ground, spraying muck all over the place in rural areas. Usually has an exhaust so loud you have enough warning so you don't get covered in muck
'watch yourself, there's a muck spreader coming down the road, I can hear it'
by Skyefromstrandhill October 06, 2022
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glute spreader

That last 60 miles of the trip was a real glute spreader
by Phudd December 12, 2023
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Smeg Spreader

A girl or guy who enjoys going down on uncircumcised men with built up smeggma and spreading it around on the head of the penis like whip topping on a ice cream cone.
Man 1: Hey bro you see that fine ass chick over there??
Man 2: Yeah man , u may wanna stay away from that!!
Man 1: Why homie she’s banging!!

Man 2: Maybe , but she is a smeg spreader!!!
Man 1: No way ! She likes the smegma?
Man 2: Yep and loves to spread it !!!!
by Stick1 June 21, 2021
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