Spoiler

Someone with a FAT FUCKING ASS

"Did you see the ass on that SPOILER?!"

"He might be bigger than beyonce!"

by THE DARK MAD WATERSLIDER March 19, 2010

ass spoiler

where someone shits in another person's asshole. see also ground beef

I gave her an ass spoiler last night.

by aaron montalvo December 16, 2006

Spoiler Soiler

A "spoiler soiler" is that one dickhead that ruins those times when you tell your friend some fake-ass spoilers. They should just stick with the joke and mentally ruin your naive friend, but they just HAD to ruin the joke.

It can be even worse by replacing the fake spoiler with a real spoiler.

Steve: "Yo, Cornelius! Did you know Hodor totes bangs Jon Snow in seasons 6?!"
Cornelius: "Oh my god, really! I didn't watch it! Damn, Steve, you are a huge peeeeenis."
Lisa: "Hey, Cornelius, that didn't actually happen. Steve is just lying."
Steve: "Goddammit Lisa! Don't be such a spoiler soiler!"
*steve dies*

by whattheheckyheckisgoingrn July 2, 2018

Spoiler

The worst type of crime a human can commit without facing criminal charges.
Spoiling a film can and will get you shot or deprived of your dignity and or reproductive organs

Normal Human Being:
I'm trying to avoid spoilers as much as possible

Inglorious Bastard:

Have you seen the latest Avengers movie?
Iron man *********!
Normal Human Being:
*confused sounds of firearms and deprivation of reproductive organs*

by The Everything November 1, 2019

Spoiler plate

This is a custom license plate for your car which the owner decides will say or spell.

The spoiler plates on the back of that car don't make any sense at all.

by Snapdragon529 September 13, 2017

Spoiler Paradox

When someone sends a picture that is vague enough that is only a spoiler if someone calls it one

“Hey delete that photo! It’s a spoiler!”
“Wait it is? I could have sworn we’ve this before”
“No it’s a spoiler for something later, trust me man this is the Spoiler paradox”

by Mufasamarini2 March 16, 2021

Spoiler Etiquette

The time at which it is deemed acceptable for a movie/TV show plot to be discussed in your group of friends without being worried about ruining it for others, because fans of the film/episode would have watched it as soon as they were able to.

Movies - 1 week. Fans of the film would be able to attend a screening within one week of the films release.

TV shows - 1 day. The true lovers of this show will live stream it or record/TiVo the episode and watch it as soon as possible.

"Dude, why are you so mad that I talked about who died in Game of Thrones this week? The show aired on Wednesday and it's Saturday. Spoiler etiquette has been upheld!"

by Pig-Teacher April 10, 2016