Monkey Smalls

An obese man who resides in Islip, NY. He wears valour jump suits and a beret worn foward similiar to the late great Notorious Biggy Smalls.
His face resembles that of an orange bearded monkey, hence Monkey Smalls.

On a recent trip to Giant Stadium, a drunk Russian girl yelled out "Hey look! There is Monkey Smalls!!"

by Spencer Kaplan February 1, 2005

Biggy Smalls Syndrome

A female consisting of a fat ass and no tits.

"Hey Ricky, dating that chick that has Biggy Smalls Syndrome will ultimately lead to your downfall."

by T.L. September 11, 2005

smalls

To be smothered by balls

While John attempted a harmless teabag, Allen was accidently smallsed

by Marcraine February 10, 2008

Smallstones

One who thinks highly of himself when obviously he is not. He may also try to fit in and fail.

Wow look at that smallstones i wish i was him... Oh wait NOPE!

by C Phibs May 28, 2010

Spills Magoo

An affectionate term describing an individual who tends to spill things.

"Is that beer all down your front? Fucking Spills Magoo strikes again."

by Mammut September 28, 2011

Spall

The word used to replace "Spell" when mocking someone and their inability to spell correctly

Idiot number one: dude your a retarad

Idiot number two: Says the kid who can't even spall retard correctly

by J BIEB LOVR February 18, 2012

Swallspits

When a woman fakes swallowing cum, but spits it out when you don't notice.

Dude, my girlfriend always swallspits!

by Dasage47 February 25, 2015