Those are ugly designed socks.
by Da Hoodsta Balla August 26, 2005
Get the Socksmug. Heke: Faaarrr bro - these all your kids??
Junior: Nah bro, these two are mine, and that ones a Sock..
Junior: Nah bro, these two are mine, and that ones a Sock..
by killermike January 6, 2013
Get the SOCKmug. A name given to an uncircumcised guy's penis. Or simply just a name given to a guy who has an uncircumcised penis. Used as the opposite of helmet, i.e. a circumcised guy's penis.
This of course came about due to the obvious visual differences, i.e. a circumcised penis could appear to be wearing a helmet, whereas the extra skin on an uncircumcised penis kinda looks like a sock.
This of course came about due to the obvious visual differences, i.e. a circumcised penis could appear to be wearing a helmet, whereas the extra skin on an uncircumcised penis kinda looks like a sock.
Curious Dude: "Hey man, question. Are you a helmet or a sock?"
Jewish Dude: "Holy crap, man, for the last time: I'm Jewish! Think about it."
Curious/Confused Dude: "What the hell, man? What's Judaism got to do with your package?"
Exasperated/Jewish Dude: "Oy!"
Jewish Dude: "Holy crap, man, for the last time: I'm Jewish! Think about it."
Curious/Confused Dude: "What the hell, man? What's Judaism got to do with your package?"
Exasperated/Jewish Dude: "Oy!"
by Yorko February 26, 2008
Get the sockmug. by jeffy the third November 9, 2008
Get the socksmug. by therealmh May 30, 2011
Get the sockedmug. Q: "How did your date with old love go?"
A: "No good man she's got a couple of fucking SOCKs running around, fuck that shit..."
A: "No good man she's got a couple of fucking SOCKs running around, fuck that shit..."
by Bungi24/7 March 5, 2011
Get the SOCKmug. a piece of hockey equipment worn over the shin pads. stupid non-hockey players occasionally refer to them as "leg-warmers". clearly they're idiots.
Person 1: Look at how ugly those legwarmers are!!
Person 2: Clearly you're retarded. They're playing hockey, they're not WEARING any legwarmers.
Person 3: Dude... I think they mean the socks....
Person 2&3: WHAT THE FUCK. THEYRE SOCKS YOU DUMBASS.
Person 1: Oh...true. Sorry, I don't play hockey, I do tae kwon do.
Person 2&3: Okay... we still love you. We guess.
Person 2: Clearly you're retarded. They're playing hockey, they're not WEARING any legwarmers.
Person 3: Dude... I think they mean the socks....
Person 2&3: WHAT THE FUCK. THEYRE SOCKS YOU DUMBASS.
Person 1: Oh...true. Sorry, I don't play hockey, I do tae kwon do.
Person 2&3: Okay... we still love you. We guess.
by IHeartSouthKorea. October 22, 2010
Get the socksmug.