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Snooze in the Tuna

When either extremely drunk, or just plain tired, and you fall asleep whilst engaging in intercourse with your significant other.
Person 1: "Hey Brochacho, why looking so glum?"
Person 2: "Been working doubles all week and was so tired last night I caught a snooze in the tuna. Shit left me with the bluest of balls!"
by Devonius Tunaman June 11, 2019
mugGet the Snooze in the Tunamug.

am snooze

what you say when you're awake but someone is yelling at you for sleeping
person: WAKE UP
other person: am snooze
mugGet the am snoozemug.

Snooze Bone

When you fall asleep during sex
I was fucking that bitch so hard I got a snooze bone
by Beeendeee July 11, 2019
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Snooze Splooge

My bunk mate had a massive snooze splooge last night and destroyed both mattresses
by Cooooogle Kaitlan June 19, 2019
mugGet the Snooze Sploogemug.

Snooze Gas

The gaseous substance released from a cat upon your lap. This will usually cause one to fall asleep, hence the name.
(Past tense verb: “snooze gassed.”)
(Alternatively, a cat can be a “snooze gasser.”)
1. He fell asleep when Sprinkles hopped up in his lap and gave him the snooze gas.
2. She’s been sleeping there all day ever since Mittens snooze gassed her.
3. Petunia is a huge snooze gasser. She’ll sit in my lap at 5pm and I’ll fall asleep til 7am.
by RealToesHours June 22, 2019
mugGet the Snooze Gasmug.

smoke and snooze

The opposite of wake and bake.

Smoking weed and then going to bed.
I couldn't sleep, so I decided to do a smoke and snooze, I passed right out.
by JMW92 August 20, 2013
mugGet the smoke and snoozemug.

snooze fest

something so boring it makes u want to cry. JS
by puglover2oo5 April 18, 2021
mugGet the snooze festmug.

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