Dick Snuggles

A gay man who handles mule cocks. Hangs out often with Oshiro.

Dude, did you see that guy? He just raped that mule. What a Dick Snuggles!

by Giant head, Slow brain October 30, 2009

sneaking snuggles

To touch someone you love in public without others knowing what you are doing. "Incidentally, accidentally" brush them bringing instant smiles and reassuring them you love them.

You can't actually touch or snuggle in public (might not be appropriate), so you"happen" to brush your hand so it touches your "snuggle bear". No one else has a clue, but you 2 know you were just "sneaking snuggles".

by mommasnugglebug May 1, 2011

muffin smuggler

a girl with a muffin top who is able to hide it with baggy sweaters. muffin top described as the extra fat/skin that hangs over the side of jeans, much like love handles only bigger.

1. I didnt know that girl was a muffin smuggler until it was deliciously too late.

by jokitier December 1, 2011

Smeg Smuggler

A man who does not clean his smeg from under his foreskin therefore smuggles his smeg to various destinations.

You are a smeg smuggler.

by BigDizzle & Chevron July 27, 2017

Breast Smuggler

A female that carries money, drugs, jewelry, valuables or other sundries in her bra for safekeeping or concealment.

Rachel was ragging with Aunt Flo but didn’t want to carry a purse so she was breast smuggling a couple tampons.

My mom is a breast smuggler. She’s always got some gum in there. Want a piece?

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

Potato Smuggler

The act of smuggling potatoes in ones anus. The benefits of which are two fold:
1) To Keep potatoes stored in a dark place to prevent the premature decay and early rotting.
2) Anal stimulation and stretching of ass canal to enable easier input of a chutney ferret.

"Hey Manos, how do you cope with the pain of bum sex?"
"Oh I'm a part time potato smuggler"
"Oh I forgot, sweet."

by RichardT January 31, 2008

Chubacca Smuggler

a dumb hoe that has a huge bush but she still wears a bikini so the bush hangs out the side(s).

Mike: Damn Jim, look at the pubes on that girl!
Jim: I wouldn't touch that Chubacca Smuggler with a 40 ft. pole!!!
Mike: You're in luck, I have a 42 ft. pole
Jim: Hell yeah, pole fucking

by i'm a map! April 10, 2010