slurpee burn

The stinging sensation caused in the esophagus and back of the throat by pounding a tantalyzing Slurpee like Charlie Sheen ravages a coke blasted prostitute.

I gots me the Slurpee burn from throwing that slurpee down my throat like Elton John does a meat popsicle.

by Scrotum Child September 20, 2011

slurpee tumor

The sharp pain that can occur when one consumes a frozen beverage (milkshake, slurpee, piña colada) too quickly. The pain is a result of the nerves sending signals to the blood vessels that supply the brain, altering the blood flow. Synonym of brainfreeze.

Chloe took a big sip of her milkshake, and immediately put her hand to her head, "Ouch! Ouch! Slurpee tumor!"

by Aunt Tasty November 13, 2007

slurpee nigger

A person of Indian descent, that is, a "dots not feathers" Indian.

"So this Indian guy --" "Slurpee nigger or maize nigger?"

by Doofus Mahoofus April 27, 2009

slurpee nigga

Indian convenience store owner.

That slurpee nigga had no cherry flavor in his icee machine.

by Sweaty Box October 21, 2015

Slurpee bitch

When you throw a slurpee at someone through their car window and yell slurpee bitch

*hits someone with slurpee through car window* “SLURPEE BITCH”

by Poopdealer123 July 24, 2019

slurpee szn

that time of the year where you'd rather drink slurpees all day rather than water

Yoo brad, you wanna come to to 7-eleven with me, its slurpee szn

by Ash-wine April 6, 2020

slurpee_gaming

Hot and sexy and cool. Man who never misses and only takes W’s. This man is the next great big thing to happen in this world and his favorite mutual is @cloud_is_dead. They are the most sexiest human being to walk on this earth.

Person 1: omg did u see that I became mutuals with someone famous?
Person 2: who????
Person 1: slurpee_gaming of course! 😱😱

by Yomomma69gangsta February 22, 2021