thigh slapper

An extremely long penis that slaps the thighs when doing anything naked

I went skinny dippin the other night with a bunch of hot chicks until Jeff jumped in with his big thigh slapper and took home all the pussy!

by pipelayer24 June 1, 2013

Jabber slapper

when you have a girl laying down, and u crouch over her face and she has your balls fully in her mouth. While ur balls are fully in her mouth, you take ur boner, pull it up, and let it fling down and slap her face. That is a jabber slapper.

CAUTION:
This can be dangerous, as it can cause an unwanted reaction, making the girl bite your balls off.

Dude, the jabber Slap i gave Konica left a welt on her face. Needless to say, she is pissed.

Yesterday, when i gave my girlfriend a jabber slapper, the tip of her nose impacted with my penis pretty hard. It still hurts.

by gettinthatfosho August 29, 2009

slug slapper

A woman who while stimulating her clitoris, gets over-excited causing her to "slap the slug"

Fuck me, Mary was a right old slug slapper last night. she wouldn't leave her clit alone

by Fenton Beasley September 16, 2008

cheek slapper

A hugh expulsion of flatulence that causes the mussels of the glutumus maximus to slap together. Often used as a independent demonstrative expression of awe or pride of accomplishment.

Wheew...that was a real cheek slapper! or
Wait for it...now THAT was a real cheek slapper!

by Global Feetus April 2, 2007

Salty Slapper

An artist with exceptional creative attitude and genius, rebellious and fearless, an Enfant Terrible.

Even the most successful salty slapper, will have experienced a time of deep frustration and disinterest, surviving a time when they were considered merely a belligerent waster.

by Make your voice seen October 23, 2019

Turnip Slapper

A Pākehā (white or non-Māori) New Zealander.

From the root words 'Pā' meaning to strike or hit, and 'keha', meaning a turnip.

Those turnip slappers sure love investing in properties and listening to Mike Hosking on the radio

by PopiMokorahi March 22, 2021

bag-slapper

Massive turd that, once the toilet is flushed, stands up slapping your butt cheeks and scrotum while it goes down, destroying everything in its path

"I took a massive bag-slapper the other day, you just don't hate when it happens?"

by pseudoanonsecret February 14, 2022