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seductive vampire

1.) an emo chick who looks like a vampire and is very scary but is strangely hot and even though you shit yourself when you see her, you still want to fuck her hard in the ass.

2.) pure genious from some gummy letters
1.)Kayla is a seductive vampire. She has blue hair and red contacts, but look at her ass!!!!!!

2.) Zach: S and V
Coleman: Seductive vampire.
by kmart0ballerado November 8, 2007
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poop schedule

when you make sure you poop at the same time everyday. you usually have to plan out what you eat and when you eat it. it comes in handy when you know you are going to be around people for a while.
example 1: person 1: "now that school has started again, my poop schedule is all out of whack"
person 2:"tell me about it brah"

example 2: person 1: Tom asked me to go to dinner with him tonight, but i said no.
person 2: why not?
person 1: it interferes with my poop schedule.
by lorielle September 24, 2007
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Seduction

In social science, seduction is the process of deliberately enticing a person to engage. The word seduction stems from Latin and means literally "to lead astray". As a result, the term may have a positive or negative connotation. Famous seducers from history or legend include Lilith, Giacomo Casanova and the character Don Juan.

Seduction, seen negatively, involves temptation and enticement, often sexual in nature, to lead someone astray into a behavioral choice they would not have made if they were not in a state of sexual arousal. Seen positively, seduction is a synonym for the act of charming someone — male or female — by an appeal to the senses, often with the goal of reducing unfounded fears and leading to their "sexual emancipation". Some sides in contemporary academic debate state that the morality of seduction depends on the long-term impacts on the individuals concerned, rather than the act itself, and may not necessarily carry the negative connotations expressed in dictionary definitions.
The less intelligent section of the public loves to dwell on the possibilities of sexual seduction under the influence of hypnosis.
by The gouy who likes it! May 28, 2011
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Seductive Reasoning

Trying to get someone to do something

they do not want to do,

by seducing him/her.
"How did you get Jeff to come to the opera tonight?" said Kelly.
"Oh, I just used seductive reasoning." replied Jessica.
by Jessicock September 6, 2009
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shadup

Meaning to Shut up... Another way of saying shutup.
Sometimes meant as a joke-ingly way of saying shut up but not rude.
Hey did you find it yet?
Shadup...
Right lol...
by Jon-A-Than-Au December 7, 2006
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Cuck shed

Popularized by the hottest member of lunch club Jebidiah H Schlatt

When making business deals for schlatt and co he would normally ask patrons to quote "GET IN THE FUCKING CUCK SHED"
Connor get in the cuck shed
by YaBoiLone May 13, 2020
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the shed

A large, overweight woman that lurks in the shadows with dire need to grab at any piece of man candy possible. Reguardless of your weight, size, etc; one should stay away from the shed, if he has any reputation whatsoever. Once you visit the shed, you are dead.
"The Shed tried to grab my penis last Friday, so i smacked her in her face and told her to go fuck herself."

"The Shed hid in the shadows of the alley as the innocent man walked through."

"Scotty fucked the shed, and since, hasn't been found."

"He tried to escape from the shed, but her overwhelming size brought him down as she ripped his pants open while screaming 'give me your cockalicious!'"
by Anti-Shed Man October 11, 2006
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